IMUS? Who The Fuck Is DON IMUS?!?

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A picture of DON IMUS’ face for reference…

This nigga DON IMUS should have died like twenty years ago. He’s been stealing HOWARD STERN’s material for at least that many years. Back when I was doing graveyard shifts in the firehouse at Ground Zero we would listen to the FAN with JOE BENIGNO on the overnite and then IMUS would come on at 6am. We’d listen to dude for exactly 25 minutes until STERN’s show started their broadcast day. Nobody listens to fucking IMUS!

This whole tempest in a teacup is just like the JANET JACKSON tittie fiasco because no one actually saw the tittie until the image hit the internets. And no one listened to the DON IMUS show until NBC/Universal begged YouTube to spotlight this azzcrack’s video. How lame must dude be to have to steal material from HOWARD STERN? That’s the only reason that dude should be fired, because he’s a laaaaaaaame. I respect AL SHARPTON’s grizzly one-hundred percent, but why haven’t we gotten RUSSELL SIMMONS and LYOR COHEN fired for the incessant mysoginistic bullshit cRap music they have peddled for the last decade or more? Them two niggers need to be unemployed fa’rizzle. IMUS? Not so much. His old azz should already be dead.

Most importantly, everyone knows that Division 1-A ladies basketball players are not ho’s but thoroughbred dykes. Have you seen Tennessee’s coach PAT SUMMIT. Her penis is bigger than most men’s joints. And I don’t even look at penises like that unless it’s a pr0n movie and you can’t help but see them sometimes because of the camera angles. No DENNIS RODMAN to all of this penis talk.

Most of those Rutgers dyke chicks will end up becoming lipstick lesbians like LISA LESLIE (killer alliteration) have kids and settle down as soccer moms. By that time IMUS will have died again and be long forgotten in the annals of broadcasting. Ha! I said IMUS likes anal. Who the fuck cares about DON IMUS and the dykes? Lip gloss lesbians are all the rage right now.

31 Responses to “IMUS? Who The Fuck Is DON IMUS?!?”

  1. Fbombs says:

    dope post, king of teh ghey song. Man have you seen the Rutgers roster?

    http://h8torade.com/2007/04/09/dont-h8-don-imus-the-nappy-headed-hoes/

    wow.

  2. Candice says:

    I agree. We can’t get mad at Imus when we don’t get mad at ourselves for listening to the same crap being said in our music.

    Why aren’t we demanding anyone else’s resignation for putting out garbage tracks and videos?

  3. FaTBoY says:

    AT FIRST IT WAS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP AND NOW IT’S MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPING.

    HIP HOP AINT DEAD………. IT’S ON HEROIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Imus is a racist bitch, but all this publicity is gonna make him more popular. Just like KKKRAMER gained some national attention a few months back. Before Micheal Richards said what he said nobody was checking for him, after Seinfeld everybody thought that he was living an alternative lifestyle (HOMO) in Nebraska, or that he was dead. It’s the same thing with Imus, nobody was listening to this MUMMY before this, but now he’ll prahlee get an XM satellite deal out of this, after the shit storm is over.

    STAR and Buckwild got fired, let’s see what they do to the old white man.

  4. Amadeo says:

    I think most of the people on the radio should come off…including folks who’s songs are getting played. Just turn on your radio…whoever that is sucks.

    For real I thought he was dead though.

  5. evan says:

    we’re just mad because we never got the memo stating that hip hop was being handed over to the folks running My Super Sweet 16. music doesn’t live on the airwaves anymore, it’s going through the ethernets and live performances only.

    i guess the lip gloss jam makes us jones for the days when this shit was simpler and called milkshake.

  6. FaTBoY says:

    Man, the shit these kids are listening to today is ridiculious. 10 years from now they won’t be able to go back and listen to any of this shit and consider it a classic.

    It aint just Hip hop either, R&B is strung out too.

  7. marcus johnson says:

    REVEREND Al Sharpton ? Ministers and priests are about forgiveness. The REVEREND Sharpton sets a bad example for my children. As an African-American I apologize to America. We are not all like him in our hearts. He is the America of 1970. We have come a long ways. Too far now to let him drag our asses backward.
    Marcus J.

  8. I don’t think you said cracka ass cracka in that post so…..cracka ass cracka…zing, bam, pow. Apologies in order. I suspend myself for two internet hours.

  9. Tony says:

    Well written on the Imus topic . . . Tempest in a teacup is exactly right. I can’t believe this thing got so much press last night. And if people in New York aren’t even tuning in . . . It’s hard to believe anyone would care. Additionally, I didn’t know Big Al was a broadcaster. Yesterday was the best cross promotion for his show EVAR.

    It’s all just a distraction and I’m still in disbelief that so many people weren’t even critical of the coverage . . . WHich is why I read DP daily.

  10. Eloheem Star says:

    Don Imus remarks were racist and sexists but he shouldn’t get fired for them. Just hemmed up and slapped around a little bit. I think a large portion of the black community don’t have respect for black woman. I listen to music with mysogonistic themes but I respect my black sistas. To me black Woman are the most beautiful creatures on two feet. If we don’t respect our women we can’t expect better treatment from any one else. The protest should also include Debra Lee & Viacom.

  11. sangano says:

    RUTGERS SON

  12. Eloheem Star says:

    @ Marcus Johnson
    I don’t agree with everything Al Sharpton does but I can almost garuntee he does more for Blacks in america than you do. If ever some white fag cop sticks a plunger up my rectum I most def won’t be calling Marcus Johnson. In my opinion we are worse off as a people than we were in the 70’s. Especially when we bring down our brothers in the struggle for equal rights and justice.

  13. the_dallas says:

    Eloheem,
    I imagine that Al Sharptoon does more for Blacks in general than Marcus does, but even Al has his limitations. Why do we have to get fucked the fuck up or shot the fuck up for Al to be a public presence. When Michael Jackson’s bitch azz called Tommy Mottola the devil did you see Al Sharpton slide off to the side? Al didn’t want no part of that real talk.

    We have watched an artistic movement unravel and degenerate right before our eyes, actually we prah’lee spurred the downward spiral ourselves, albeit unwittingly.

    What I find troubling is all the rattling of the P.C. sabres against someone who NOBODY has cared anything about.

    Rush Limbaugh > Don Imus

    Imus’ remarks are NOT racist! Relax. They were certainly off color and dimwitted but do not elevate his dialogue to the level of racism. When I was cutting up and doing dumb shit as a kid and my mother told me to “get my nappy azz over here!” was she being racist?

    I beg all of you to let Don Imus die a lonely and unacknowledged death.

  14. NoMamesBuey says:

    mAnn Coulter is the most bigoted “talking head” in America, and she never gets fired or reprimanded. Perhaps some ghey white dude executives are hot for her transexual steez, extreme NH.

    This mAnn Coulter said
    1 on muslims “we should kill their leaders & force them to convert to Christianity”
    2 “the 911 widows are happy their husbands died, becuase they love the publicity”

    This Coulter is actually racist & hateful, 1000X worse than Don Imus

  15. 40 says:

    Dallas – I agree with you. This wasn’t racist. It was ignant. The bigger issue I have regarding this is that Rev. Al “Mr. Dooo” Sharp-Tone was on his way to start a campaign against Urban Action Coon and his Minstrel Unit after the “gangsta” act of assaulting a 14 year old. To me this was the more important issue because it was dealing with the mindset and the environment that created the “N*gger-Bitch-Hoe” mentality that eventually crept its way into what Imus did the other day.

    If Steve Harvey or any of these other Negroe radio morning Mantans made this same comment it wouldn’t have even been an issue. In fact it could have been a running joke all day and for as long as they could keep it up and Negroes would have been chuckling all the damn time on the way to work. Racism is the slick talk that Rush Limbaugh uses to call you everything but a sh*t stain on the American fabric with in the context of proper speech and profanity free talk which allows him to stay on the air influencing hundreds of thousands day in & day out because he’s not violating any FCC laws. In fact his crew IS DOWN with the FCC.

    I find it interesting that Pat Summitt who is the end all/be all of everything women’s athletics has been so silent about this whole thing. Granted her Tennessee Lady Vols team was on the complimentary side of Imus’ comments but you find no other greater “SISTERHOOD!” than in women’s sports. I find it interesting and appaling that Coach Pat Summitt has yet to make one comment regarding this in defense of her fellow coach C. Vivian Stringer or in defense of the sport of womens’ basketball. She doesn’t have to pick a torch and join the Imus witchhunt, but I think in a world where its common place for men and women to write off most female athletes as butches and lesbians, and other rough & tumble types Coach Summitt could have released a simple statement along the lines of:

    “It is a shame to see that in today’s world that female athletes have to endure such harsh criticism and ignorant remarks. I would like to extend my support to Coach Stringer and the Rutgers Women’s Basketball program and to women’s basketball across the country.”

    Its not like she wasn’t part of this whole mess, its just that her team was referred to as more “attractive” than the Rutgers broads.

    Coaches in other sports do this all the time and support their peers. When Chaney was being villified for “putting in a goon” cats like Boeheim, Roy Williams, Bobby Knight, etc came out in support of him regarding that this shouldn’t be a fireable offense. Because I have seen support like this in other sports I’m using that as previous precident regarding women coaches and more importantly Coach Summitt, Geno Auriemma, Gail Goestenkors, etc to say something… anything. In defense of the sport she loves. Especially when all these uber-Feminista athletic types are more caught up on the nappy headed part and are complete overlooking he called them all HOES.

    SORRY ABOUT THE ESSAY.

  16. the_dallas says:

    40,
    never apologize for commentary. despite the fact that I use dumb pictures to preface my posts this place is all about ideas being expressed.

    great point about ‘Silent’ Pat Summit. just like most of the folks that benefit intrinsically from supremacy, she’d rather just keep her mouth shut and not stir up any notions that she thinks outside of the basketball gym.

  17. sasha says:

    @eloheem. i spit my cole slaw out. funny shit, agreed though.

    et al. i don’t think ANYBODY should get paid for spewing racist/misogynistic bullshit on the airwaves or in print. i think it’s very ghey to harp on it so long and so hard (hehehhe i said long and hard). but forrealies if we had clearly delineated rules (re: what the fuck not to say) this snowman would be out on his ass. can’t fire kkkramer cause that bitch is unemployed.

    but check this jig bitch out. black bitches pejoratively call black bitches “nappy headed” on the daily, i guess. apparently our “jailhouse jackanape” asses also keep the correctional facilities moving. kc stand up!!!!!!!!!!!! we reppin hard. (rolls eyes)

    http://www.kansascity.com/279/story/62980.html

    as an aside the dumb whore is completely detached from black america, was raised in bmore, and loves her some white men and big weaves. drop her a line. i received an interesting response.

  18. 40 says:

    On point DP as always.

    On a side note when you’re my height you stay lovin’ some lady hoopsters. Whether nappy headed or rockin’ the Pat Riley do…

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2cdye6x

    40 hangs with ballers…

  19. Eloheem Star says:

    I disagree Dallas Imus is indeed a racist and the Nappy head part of his comment is not the problem. There was no cause to call those girls hoes. He wouldn’t have called the girls from duke or uconn hoes. Like I said above I don’t agree with everthing Al Sharpton does. I mos def peeped the Tommy Mottola slide off. Allah sees everything. All I’m saying is good, bad or ugly Sharpton has the power and the platform to organize and lead masses to protest for or against issues that effect us as a people and for that I support him. Imus has made similar statements in the past at the glee of white supremists organazations like NBC.

  20. Get out of my mind Dallas!!!

    We pretty much co signed each other but you add the Lip Gloss video which makes your post about 43 times greater.

    What the fucking fuck is that shit?

    I know rap hasn’t completely run out of fucking ideas.

  21. Combat Jack says:

    I’m not feeling Lip Gloss, but I can’t be mad at it either. Sheet, 20 years ago, we had a hit called “My Addidas”. I admit I’m not feeling a lot of Hip Hop these days, but I still want to let the lil’ kids live.

  22. the_dallas says:

    I’m actually riding for the Lip Gloss track.

    Eloheem,
    You agree with me when you don’t even know that you are agreeing with me. General Electric owns Universal owns NBC and those niggers are the greatest devils on the planet. Imus is just their employee. Most people think that General Electric is a benign corporation making lightbulbs somewhere when in reality G.E. manufactures components used by insurgents and suicide bombers. Don’t get me started or G.E. may have to shoot my ass and then report it on NBC News that some random blogger committed suicide.

    Sasha,
    I peeped that story this weekend and I knew my homie TONY – TKC was smiling ear to ear. They need to elect him el mayor de la ciudad de Kansas so he can send all the Black people to St. Louis and all the white to Springfield.

  23. H8torade says:

    Imus fucked up….he apologized….and Al Sharpton wants to take this shit too far.

    And now a word from Dr. Dre and Snoop…….

    “Bitches Ain’t Shit”
    (feat. Snoop Dogg, Dat Nigga Daz, Kurupt, Jewel)

    [Snoop] Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks…

    [Chorus: Snoop (2X)]

    Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks
    Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
    Get’s the fuck out after you’re done
    And I hops in my ride to make a quick run…

    [Dr. Dre]
    I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
    We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
    Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
    And we was ballin’ on the muthafuckin’ Compton streets
    Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
    Number 1 song after number 1 song
    Long as my muthafuckin’ pockets was fat
    I didn’t give a fuck where the bitch was at
    But she was hangin’ with a white bitch doin’ the shit she do
    Suckin’ on his dick just to get a buck or 2
    And the few ends she got didn’t mean nothin’
    Now she’s suing cuz the shit she be doin’ ain’t shit
    Bitch can’t hang with the streets, she found herself short
    So now she’s takin’ me to court
    It’s real conversation for your ass
    So recognize and pass to Daz

    [Dat Nigga Daz]
    Now as i’m rollin’ with my nigga Dre and Eastwood
    Fuckin’ hoes, clockin’ dough up to no good
    We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
    (Snoop: But we don’t love them hoes) Bitch, and it’s like that
    This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
    Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
    And get your dash on
    While you’re chillin’, with your homies and shit
    And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

    [Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!

    (Chorus)

    [Kurupt]
    …To the store, to get me a 4-0
    Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
    So I head down the street to long beach
    Just so i could meet, a freak
    To lick me from my head to my feet
    And I’m here, now I’m ready to be done up
    Nothin’ but homies around so I puts my gun up
    Bitches on my nuts like clothes
    But i’m from the pound and we don’t love them hoes
    How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
    Cuz a hoe’s a trick
    We don’t love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
    Cuz a trick’s a bitch
    And my dick’s constantly in her mouth
    And turnin’ them trick ass hoes the fuck out
    Now…

    [Snoop Doggy Dogg]
    I once had a bitch named Mandy May
    Used to be up in them guts like everyday
    The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
    I was in love like a muthafucka lickin’ the protung
    The homies used to tell me that she wasn’t no good
    But I’m the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
    So I figure niggaz wouldn’t trip with mine
    Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
    I’m back to the muthafuckin’ county jail
    6 months on my chest, now it’s time to bail
    I get’s released on a hot sunny day
    My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
    Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
    Your girl was trickin’ while you was draped in your county blues
    I ain’t been out a second
    And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
    Move up the block as we groove down the block
    See my girl’s house, Dre, pass the glock
    Kick in the do’, I look on the flo’
    It’s my little cousin Daz and he’s fuckin’ my hoe, yo
    (Bitches ain’t shit)
    I uncocked my shit…I’m heart-broke but I’m still loc’ed
    Man, fuck a bitch!

    [Chorus]

    [Jewell]
    (Dr. Dre in background “Bitches ain’t shit”)
    I don’t give a fuck about a bitch
    But i and her know that they can’t fade this
    Cause i’m doin my own thingdown with the swang
    I’m hangin’ with Death Row like it ain’t no thing
    I say you know can’t deal
    Cuz I’m a btich that’s real
    Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
    They need to chill
    Because I don’t give a fuck
    And I don’t give a fuck [x3]

    And now I gotta do some…
    And now I gotta do some shit that’s clean
    But when I’m on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
    Like a washing machine
    I can wash the clothes
    All the hoes knows
    That i’m on the flo’ ho
    But they can’t hang with my type on swang
    I ain’t tryin’ to say I suck every ding-a-lang
    But just the juicy ones
    Witht he tip of the tongue
    And then their sprung
    With the nuts hung
    [Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain’t shit

    and i’m out.

  24. the_dallas says:

    ^Aww shit, that was the jam…

    Snoop even spit some sensitive thug real talk. Damn that bitch Mandy May!

  25. Tiffany says:

    When I heard the Imus statements this weekend, my jaw dropped wide open. But I a few minutes later, I wasn’t bothered at all. I agree with most of you. We’ve been called worst by some of these ‘ignant’ negroes for decades. Before I actually stopped listening to radio all together (except some of the morning shows) I couldn’t believe they were letting the words hoe and bitch play thru the songs and just slide on air like it was nothing. I was like WTF!

    Forget Imus! I’d rather rally to see a reorg of the record companies or radio stations (honestly, I don’t know how that ish works or who owns what). As people, we should demand more and stop making these jigs millionaires out of this ignorant nonsense they call music.

  26. Lion XL says:

    Just clear up some blurry lines of comunication:

    RACISM: The doctrine that race is the basic determinant of human abilities and that, therefore, the various racial groups constitute a hierarchy in which one group is properly regarded as superior to others. Racism has also been defined using the following formula: Power+Prejudice=Racism. Racism has also been defined as a “system of advantage based on race.

    BIGOTRY:A bigot is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from their own. Prejudice carried to the extreme of overt hatred, often carried to the point of violence. Person extremely intolerant of others and irrespective of reasoning.

    IDIOT:a person of subnormal intelligence

    I think he falls into the category of idiot more than anything else. Besides not every remark made against some one of different race(?HA!) isn’t always racist in nature. Shit, theres a couple a dudes here at work that I call the coon twins, one black one white, I call the,m that because they every word to every lame as song on the radio, from jibbs to mims, and walk around singin (?) that shit all day long. Just gimme my mail dude, I dont need the lame commentary. I don’t care about what race they are, just that they are idiots performing like the minstral ‘coons’ from yesteryear.

  27. bfnh says:

    the lipgloss song is fantastic. it’s little girl rap for little girls. i got a couple lil’ girls, and i’d rather them go “it’s poppin'” than almost anything else i hear on the radio.

    not to mention, the beat sounds like it was banged out on a lunch table. that’s f-r-e-s-h fresh fresh fresh.

  28. 40 says:

    Wow… Add this to the “Black People Stay Losin'” pile.

    [URL=”javascript:cnnVideo(‘play’,’/video/us/2007/04/11/mattingly.race.double.standard.univ’,’2009/04/10′);”]Sorry this is a video link only.[/URL]

    I thought the national evening news was bad when they turned the “African-American’s affectionately refer to Bill Clinton as ‘The First Black President’.” Then they get black folks on the air talking about “Obama ain’t black enough”. But now the debate from black women of who can use the word “HO” and who can’t? On the front page of one of the world’s largest news outlets?

    :hmm:

  29. jen says:

    lip gloss track is fiyaaaaah. this would have been my theme song were it made just a few short years ago.

  30. Scourge says:

    Jen posted

    “lip gloss track is fiyaaaaah. this would have been my theme song were it made just a few short years ago.”

    you’re retarded. Please have yourself sterilized, immediately. No reproducing for you!

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