**DP Dot Com NEWSBREAK**

va tech shooter

I was totally convinced that the picture above was a photo of the police carrying out the shooter responsible for the tragic massacre today at Virginia Technical University, but internets rumors report that the shooter may have been an Asian student upset over a mid-term test score.

Between those pressed-hair lesbians from Rutger’s University getting DON IMUS canned and this obviously uptight Asian student feeding everyone lead as opposed to dead cat it’s become apparent to me that universities need to stop admitting minorities. The University of Michigan should get some kind of Young Visionaries award for all the work they are doing to bar Blacks from being admitted to their school.

va tech shooter

This single incident moves Asian kids up the ladder for overall gully points, but they still lag way behind white for overall school killing incidents.

Get your weight up Chinamen!

12 Responses to “**DP Dot Com NEWSBREAK**”

  1. mcarroll4716 says:

    Should I feel bad for laughing out loud at that post?

    Effed up situation. Effed up!

  2. I Fux says:

    Yo Dallas……..I tried that Polo code last night it didnt work anymore…..was it for a limited time..

  3. everything the asian does has to be a parody of our white successes. i swear to god i’m done with this cowardice shooting shit unless someone can produce a cell phone video of some fucking john woo doves trailing this son of a bitch around va tech.

    i bet his ass even drove poorly on the way to school.

  4. B says:

    “…this obviously uptight Asian student feeding everyone lead as opposed to dead cat…”

    that shit puts you in the double bonus right there. Making light of real tragedy and trafficking in stereotypes equals some of the best shit you’ve dropped in a hot minute. I’m just wondering if anyone is really suprised a big time shooting went down in a town called “Blacksburg”?

  5. 40 says:

    “i swear to god i’m done with this cowardice shooting shit unless someone can produce a cell phone video of some fucking john woo doves trailing this son of a bitch around va tech.” ROFLMAO.

    YO WHERE’S MY KILLER TAPE AT GOD!?!?!?!?!

    Dallas I think we’re underestimating the gulliness of the Asian persuasion… I mean we all grew up on Channel 5 Kung-Fu flicks where a dude could beat a whole mossie of dude while suffering from multiple stab wounds and often still holding those weapons like a stuck bull in Spain. Just because Uma Thurman gets a Hattori Hanzo sword really don’t mean she could have taken out the 88. These people can be lethal and even though the Chinese invented gunpowder you see how illmatic they are with just the sword, foot, & fist play. Also my auntie who held down the Montefiore Medical Center on The Island said that NOBODY fucked with the Asians. Just because the white devil that subjugated them to railroad work and Chinatown has not given them their proper due on the gully scale doesn’t mean they’re all goofy Jackie Chan docile martial artists…

    I’m going on a 40 run and going to be rather benevolent to the proprietor of the Lucky Happy Garden Restaurant and not get too pushy when they get cheap on the duck sauce…

  6. *Vows to only take online classes from now on*

  7. FaTBoY says:

    ^
    @ FUX

    The promotional code still works. I used it Last night, and I just tried it again. I think it expires today though. According to http://www.pocketdeal.com, just type in Polo.

  8. Gee says:

    2nd with Evan…
    It may be subtle message to send to instructors planning on curving the asian kids…

  9. Amadeo says:

    Damn…I was thinking school shootings were played out…but this cat uped the ante for real.

  10. 40 says:

    An interesting parallel… When Star got suspended after making a joke about Aaliyah’s plane crash, 9/11 happened a month later and he made a statement of “This kind of puts in perspective of what I did and what people got all up in arms for in relation to what a real American tragedy is.” This massacre at Va. Tech kinda makes Don Imus look like small potatoes if you ask me…

  11. Fbombs says:

    ^^ very small, very pointless potatoes.

  12. the_dallas says:

    We knew Imus was a smokescreen from the gate. My homie from Clean Guns will tell you that as long as we fucks arounds with the bullshit then the real reasons for the hate, like poverty, and miseducation will never be addressed.

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