ALL MY THICKE SISTAHS STAND UP!

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If you get a chance to catch JILL SCOTT on tour this summer do yourself a spiritual favor and buy a ticket. I just came home from seeing ROBIN THICKE and CHAKA KHAN open up for JILLY from Philly. It was a festival for beautiful, big, Black asses too. They came in all colors and shapes and sizes. There was this one chick that was so red-boned that I could damn near see through homegirl. Sisters had their hair did too. There ain’t nothing that smells better than a Black woman in heat and ROBIN THICKE had the ladies moist.

I’m not mad at ROBIN THICKE either because at least he puts his money where his mouth is by marrying a sister. Dude is a cut rate JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE on the stage though. Nevertheless, Black women love them some ROBIN THICKE. He cooed and whined in that falsetto voice he uses and the entire Radio City Hall was putty in his hands. His set wasn’t too long either. He just did the hits and then he kept it moving.

CHAKA KHAN is great to see as always because she still has a powerful and dramatic voice after all of these years. CHAKA did a complete set of her classics and when she broke it down for ‘Sweet Thing’ you realized that whatever guy was smart enough to bring his lady with him to this show was going to be getting some head afterwards. I was that smart dude and now I am going to bed to receive my reimbursement for the ticket. I don’t have to swim with the sharks because I bring sand to the beach.

15 Responses to “ALL MY THICKE SISTAHS STAND UP!”

  1. Nigeria says:

    My ex-girlfriend would love the title of this post, somewhat.

  2. Candice says:

    Jill Scott is phenomenal live. I can’t get down with Robin Thicke….the soul is not authentic to me. And Chaka is a living legend….one that needs new hair and a stylist….but a living legend nontheless!

  3. P-Matik says:

    Jill Scott > today’s r&b

  4. miss ahmad says:

    did Robin have on one of them young ass sweaters cuz look right there wears me out! He’s a’right in person but I honestly had higher expectations.

    Chaka is the truth, after twenty years in the game she still has the exact same octave rang that she started out with…thick ass hell, no lie I saw her drop it like it was hot last summer…I was personally out done!

  5. Tiffany says:

    Chaka, hands down. Not too many can touch her.

    Jill Scott is awesome!! I agree with P-Matik. She is real music for our generation. I would have loved to see that concert, minus Robin. I don’t really care for him at all.

  6. LM says:

    “I don’t have to swim with the sharks because I bring sand to the beach.” Dude, you’re tops with the prose. My girl is saying, “I am soooo mad at Dallas Penn.” Big ups.

  7. smog says:

    hell no

  8. green eyes says:

    sounds like a great concert, not really feelin robin thicke but id pay top price for chaka and jill

  9. jdotnicholas says:

    My fave live line from Jilly (On the ROOTS Come Alive album) “I got on all my clothes, and I can still sing”

    That’s Real Talk.

  10. eauhellzgnaw says:

    Jill can sing her ass off. It’s too bad she’s too large and “college black” for the typical pop crowd and the hipsters. And of course, Chaka’s been the truth. Find me a black woman that doesn’t like “Sweet Thing.” I’m sure they exist, but I’ve never seen them.

    Neither of them is THICK, though. They are BIG. Not the same thing.

    FAT chicks need to quit with that “I’m THICK” stuff.

  11. damnn…this is a decent lineup…clever post title dallas..lol *stands up*

  12. 911 says:

    Jill Scott has a special place with me…Chrisette Michele is closing in though. I’ll be @ the concert.

  13. Jill Scott + live performance = your money’s worth!

    I love me some Chaka…but I could SO do without Robin. XL talked about going to see him at the HOB, but after seeing him on American Idol that one night…ummm…no, I’ll pass. I don’t think I could stand that falsetto past one song and even THAT’S too much. Besides, I can’t get over the fact that I see his DADDY when I look at him…it just doesn’t sit well with me!

  14. melina nvy says:

    I was happy to find it for u!

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