COMBAT JACK Surfs The New Fantastic Four Movie…

byrne surfer

Editor’s note: Internets hardbody legend Combat Jack usually graces us with movie reviews of our favorite comic book heroes, but he is busy right now awaiting the birth of his tenth child (remember, he is Haitian). Even with all of that going down he took a minute to throw me a mini-drop on the e-mail and I decided to post it because after all it is Combat Jack.

Yo DP,
Okay, I’m not going to front. I went into this with absolutely no expectations at all. The 1st joint sucked massive balls and I HATE sucky comic book movies with a passion. Once I got over the fact that the cast of the team is whack and the dialogue was going to be mad weak from a Hollywood slant, THIS SHIT WAS HOT!!! DOPE even! If you know the Fantastic Four like I know them, you will thouroughly enjoy this! Especially if you keep your seasoned critical eyes closed and view with the same innocent eyes that originally got you hooked into Comic books and related movies! I cannot wait to see this again with my kids! Out!

Nuff’ said.

5 Responses to “COMBAT JACK Surfs The New Fantastic Four Movie…”

  1. Robbie says:

    I guess that means Alba doesn’t get nekkid then.

  2. dubble13 says:

    if we have to look at the movie from that aspect….well then I guess I agree it was aight….

  3. zillz says:

    alba got naked but u couldn’t see anything.

    surfer is the beastiest.

  4. omegaSB says:

    it sucked …

  5. Eloheem * says:

    I enjoyed FF2 more than Spiderman3. Maybe because I had Low expectations. The first one sucked.The product placement for this film was ridiculous too.

    You always on point with the movie critique CJ.

    Happy Fathers Day!

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