CHOCOLATE RAIN > WHY MUST I CRY

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22 Responses to “CHOCOLATE RAIN > WHY MUST I CRY”

  1. WOW he is that dude, no dude from the Jamie Foxx show

  2. FatBoY says:

    He aint neva lied. The whole song was fire.
    The truth!

    “Same crime has a higher price to pay….”

    Chocolate rain

  3. Candice says:

    WHAT THE FUDGE?

  4. omegaSB says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  5. FatBoY says:

    Listen to the lyrics.

  6. cee d.a.t. says:

    “Made me cross the street the other day” = truth to power

  7. cee d.a.t. says:

    ” Dirty secret of economy” + “Turn that body into GDP” = Truth to power x 2

  8. cee d.a.t. says:

    Man google this song and go down to Encyclopedia Dramatica and prepare to get a bit angry. Excerpt below

    “Negroid Rain”

    **I move away from the mic because I smell chicken

    Negroid Rain
    None stay dry and all will feel the pain
    Negroid Rain
    The food stamps pawned and thus the crack obtained

    Negroid Rain
    Mugga fugga boop de doop nugguh
    Negroid Rain
    The prisons too small to ever hold us all

    Negroid Rain
    Fedral coffers go and suck them dry
    Negroid Rain
    Pay your taxes and we loaf on by

    Negroid Rain
    How must you deal with the scourge today
    Negroid Rain
    In the past you had a better way

    Negroid Rain
    At one time you know we filled a niche
    Negroid Rain
    But the Cotton Gin made us obsolete

    Negroid Rain
    White women raped just the other day
    Negroid Rain
    Give us rights and this is what you pay

    (Chorus)
    Negroid Rain
    Narcotics are pulsing through the veins
    Negroid Rain
    Welfare checks are helping buy a fix
    [Repeat]

    Negroid Rain
    Guess who went and stole your stereo
    Negroid Rain
    “I have a Dream” and then go lose control

    Negroid Rain
    Source of stealing source of violent crime
    Negroid Rain
    But point that out and you are racist swine

    Negroid Rain
    Inferior applicants take your job somehow
    Negroid Rain
    Affirmative action goes on the prowl

    Negroid Rain
    Stealing weapons to help start a fight
    Negroid Rain
    Too tribal to ever see the light

    Negroid Rain
    Every statistic shows the same
    Negroid Rain
    White man suffers while we celebrate

    Negroid Rain
    Your street crime is a nigga paradise
    Negroid Rain
    The judge and jury can’t keep up with the pace

    (Chorus)

    Negroid Rain
    Sundering our vast economy
    Negroid Rain
    Your only savior is the GOP

    Negroid Rain
    Born with sub-par strands of DNA
    Negroid Rain
    Evolution doesn’t happen overnight

    Negroid Rain
    Chuckin’ spears to chuckin’ basketballs
    Negroid Rain
    Instinct draws everyone to what feels right

    Negroid Rain
    Cross the world you still can’t get away
    Negroid Rain
    We’re everywhere now bow your heads in shame

    Negroid Rain
    Freedom was the white man’s biggest sin
    Negroid Rain
    Now watch your stuff cuz look who’s movin’ in

    Negroid Rain
    Bitching useless just like passing laws
    Negroid Rain
    It won’t change who and what we are
    [edit]

  9. rubyspirit says:

    Exceptional song. Bravo Tay!

  10. 40 says:

    Doesn’t get it… Is money bitching about how bad life is or trying to exact some change? I’m serious. I’m willing to take a “Damn you stupid” head crack on this one… Someone please expound…

  11. eskay says:

    I smell Grammy

  12. spanish jay says:

    these ring tone r&b/rap artist are taking over

  13. Sangano says:

    hahaha droppin’ deuces has officially been changed to droppin’ some CHOCOLATE RAAAAIINNN!!!….

    as a matter of fact im gonna make some Chocolate Rain rite now lol

  14. Tony says:

    Listen to the whole song . . . I actually don’t think it’s too bad as far as protest tunes go . . . Or whatever . . . I’m the same insensitive bastard that laughs whenever I hear Joan Baez.

    Now, enjoy the parody:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6SjPfc_xNA

    (Done is a horrible/hilarious faux British accent)

    Chocolate Rain
    Some stay dry and others feel the pain
    Chocolate Rain
    Going to cost me a fortune in dry cleaning

    Chocolate Rain
    Politicians doing lots of nasty stuff
    Chocolate Rain
    In particular that nasty man George Bush

    Chocolate Rain
    They control your mind like they were David Blaine
    Chocolate Rain
    The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

    Chocolate Rain
    The logical way to eat soup is with a spoon
    Chocolate Rain
    Johnny Depp was the real star of the film Platoon

    Chocolate Rain
    I hate it when the Bank closes at five
    Chocolate Rain
    Only two of the Bee Gees are still “Staying Alive”

    Chocolate Rain
    I heard the Transformers Movie doesn’t suck
    Chocolate Rain
    The mallard is the most recognizable of the ducks.

    Chocolate Rain
    Before using your bicycle always check your brakes
    Chocolate Rain
    Bees kill more people yearly than snakes

    Chocolate Rain
    My cousin says he can take out a large dog in one punch
    Chocolate Rain
    Chocolate Rain
    Worse than the worst swear word, probably c****

    Here’s the dude’s myspace . . . I think:

    http://www.myspace.com/tayzonday

    And here’s some more talk from Stereogum:

    http://www.stereogum.com/archives/video/tay-zonday-do-you-do-covers-of-breakup-letters.html

  15. Tiffany says:

    WTH???
    I was paying more attention to his facial expressions, or lack there of, for most of the vid. He started to really feel it towards the end…

  16. kaos says:

    Damn no props for submitting this?

  17. Combat Jack says:

    this was hot in an ’80’s DEVO way. My kids loved it!

  18. 40 says:

    “Sounds like a combination of Robert Goulet and Lou Rawls…”

  19. “Bell Curve blames the childrens DNA”

    Go to wikipedia and type in Bell Curve. Dude sneak a little thought provocation in the song. Too bad he looks like a weirdo and it’ll overshadow the message.

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