While we are talking some of that movie shit I thought I’d reminisce on one of my favorite films shot here in New York City. That joint was called The Professional and it starred that long face French dude, it also featured GARY OLDHAM, who was my nigga in ‘True Romance’ and this little shorty named NATALIE PORTMAN. I originally went to see the flick thinking it was going to be like the ‘Professional’ manga themed movie that was part of the ‘Crying Freeman’ series. I wasn’t disappointed at all.
The long face French dude was this illmatic paid assassin who only drinks whole milk. After NATALIE PORTMAN’s family gets merc’ked by crooked cop OLDHAM, the long face French dude becomes like a guardian to PORTMAN’s character. He teaches her the ways of the samaurai and other shit like that, but mostly he avenges her family and kills wild amount of dudes in the process.
The best part of the movie was the erotic undertones that were shared by the long face French dude and PORTMAN’s character. She was supposed to be twelve years old, but there was no way in hell a twelve year old could be that fine. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking and no, there is no ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY in my style. Even when I was twelve I didn’t like girls more than my comicbooks. I’m just saying that she gave dude a sponge bath and sucked on his finger when it was cut. I’m not the pervert! The fuckin’ director was the pervert and it was the long face French dude.
Since I bought a couple of these from the 2-fer-$10 tables at Circuit City I will give away a DVD to the first person who remembers a line from GARY OLDHAM’s character in ‘True Romance’. OLDHAM played a drug dealing rastafarian with gold fronts in his mouth. Crazy.
Now, I know I’m pretty.
And it’s strange, but I watched The Professional on HBO on demand last night. Hadn’t thought of that movie in years.
she still fine, that movie needs a sequal and she needs to get naked
yea natalie can get it
“He musta’ thought it was whiteboy day, it ain’t whiteboy day is it?”
I didnt want to win again but from the iFux: each one teach one bitches file: Movies I make girls I date watch with me
1. True Romance
2. GoodFellas
3. Lock Stock….
4. The Professional
5. Amores Perros
6. Carlito’s Way
7. Not Without My Daughter
8. DP Readers turn
Feel free to add to the Each One Teach One Bitch File: and I will Post this week on my ish ………DP Get Me Crunked Up (c) M1
That should be your theme “DP got that Crazy shit, to get you crunked up” 1 hundred
I was uncomfortable watching “The Professional” for the first time because I was having to wrestle with some pedo demon that just crept into me when I saw that. Needless to say it was a dope flick but for a broad so young she had an ill swagger. (Honorable Mention: Tatiana Ali, Hayden Panettiere, and currently Hermoine Granger from Harry Potter. I will now lock myself inside the attic until Jesus helps me!)
True Story: Met Natalie Portman at a bagel joint in Jericho, Long Isle. It was just me, her, and some other old couple, and I played myself in the nerdiest way and called her “Amidala”. We both laughed at it and rapped a taste. Truly a nice chick…
@40 and DP
I on the other hand am the same age as Natalie so when I saw the proffessional at that age and had mad bonage for her it was cool …..now when I watch it the movie is mad creepy though
part of the Professional was filmed at my grad alma Matter….any guesses?
**sneaking off the computer to call the Vice Squad on all you pedophiles**
I am officially claiming HEBEPHILE status because I’m obsessed with Maria Sharapova, but wait… She’s twenty. So my shit is legit.
If there’s grass on the lawn, then that bush is all good.
Hey there is an English saying/proverb
If there is grass on the pitch/ we gonna play.
I believe…it’s if there’s grass on the field, play ball on this side of the pond 🙂
You can’t get down with Natalie Portman like that without putting up the vid of her rap from SNL. Two, you need to come out wiht your stance on short, hot Israelis before posting such a tributary. Cos you know she knows Lyor.
smog Says:
July 17th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
she still fine, that movie needs a sequal and she needs to get naked
^^^^^^
Word to ya motha. I just recently saw this the other day. That sh*t was mad creepy, maaaaaad pedofile undertones in this jump off. You would think Roman Polanski or Woody Allen had a hand in this. (do the research if you dont get it)
ive never seen true romance or the professsional…just the ending of it…woe is me
Gary Oldman in true romance, “man you been in here more than 5 minutes and you aint even look at the tv screen, didnt you notice them big tiities on that screen, shhiiiiittttttttttttttttt” C Slaters reply ” thats because i seen it before it Superfly staring Max Julian 1975″.
I knew someone would remember “He must of thought it was white boy day”
And I was familiar with:
“If there’s fluff on the muff, she’s old enough.”
Grass on the field… Just remember 15 will get you 20.