If you are one of the seven people that read this shit on the regulack (my word bitches!) then you would know that I used this title already. But who would know that only a week later the Wicked Witch of the West would actually buy the farm. C. DELORES TUCKER, one of crap musics’ most outspoken critics has finally kicked the bucket at the age of 78.
Now I realize that I should show more respect and deference to an old Earth, but this lady was a major tool. How do you clump artists like PUBLIC ENEMY and BODY COUNT in the same basket with N.W.A. and TWO LIVE CREW? All she did was further confuse the issue of who’s zooming who and she used the pulpit to bully her way onto Americans tables. Black folks are especially susceptible to any political agent that pimps the church.
I don’t like all crap music myself, but I understand and recognize the responsibility that some artists share for being the griots and educators for the disenfranchised. I myself feel like TUPAC is completely overrated. The only people buying his and 50CENT’s albums are whites from the exurbs. But don’t hate on my X-CLAN or my POOR RIGHTEOUS TEACHERS.
To further annoy me I go to the internets for some stock photo of Mrs.TUCKER and I come up with pictures of her cozying up to Tennessee Rethuglican BILL FRIST. Way back in January they trotted out ANDREW YOUNG and Mrs.TUCKER when they needed some negras to cosign the nomination of CONDOLEEZA RICE to Secretary of State. Right now I am considering renaming my cache of provacative interracial ‘love’ pictures the C. DELORES TUCKER PHOTO MEMORIAL.
Man, C. Delores is old news. The only reason why anyone even paid attention to her passing was to use her death as another opportunity to flog folks about the dangers of unmonitored American youth listening to crap.
And then you go and repeat it? CDT is too easy a target. Now, let’s talk about some real ish. Like the wrath of jehovah visited upon mankind as he washes away sinners and angels alike with a blizzard of hurricanes.
What’s up with all the “natural” disasters this year?
Right.
I think someone put a little too much shine on their Apple last night. I’m just sayin…
Look, don’t hate just cause I happened to uncover the conspiracy of the decade.
You think the peoples in charge don’t know how to control the weather? They’ve been trying to harness that power for military purposes for decades. And you can’t tell me that in all that time they haven’t figured out a thing or two.
Maybe they can’t totally control it but they sure as heck know how to set some nonsense off. Listen, if it shows up in a movie or a book or on the news, then you best believe the truth is closer than any of us think.
I’M just sayin….
You want a conspiracy? I just returned from Paris and there are Reebok posters over there that show JAY-Z with GREEN eyes! That niggro aint got no green eyes!
And that’s all I’m sayin’
^ 8th person
Yo, I saw that same Reebok ad. They airbrushed the fuck out of that boy too. I don’t know why, you can’t erase ugly.
hey Fresh,
peep that ad again and tell me if JAY-Z and Joe Camel werent seperated at birth.