cRap Music Moguls Stand Up!!!

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These drops will be done periodically to introduce all of the labels owners to one another. To give us an idea of who is playing and what their strategies might be. I expect to have the complete roto system integrated into the game for the next quarter so this will mean that we can alter our rosters in mid season whenever we choose. Then this game will get bananas.

In the meantime and in between time check out some of the label owners that are part of the movement…

iFux iFUX Entertainment
iFux Entertainment is ready for prime time although they haven’t joined the scoring board yet. They selected a longshot from the west coast named Mitchy Slick. Too bad for iFux that Mitchy released his album last quarter. This label still holds blue chippers like Kanye West and Lil’ Wayne so he won’t go scoreless for too long.

iFux Is Hip-Hop was borne from his desire to bring his ideas and lifestyle into the blogosphere. Fux is a well known Nah’Right acolyte and he is quickly establishing a lane on the internets with his iCandy drops. Definitely check dude’s shit out.


problematik Flatline Records
We’re like killin’em in the streets

This is the homey P-Matik‘s record label. P shored up his roster with a bunch of the usual blue chip artists – Jigga, Fif, Wayne and ‘Ye. You can’t be mad either with T-Pain, Fab, Foxy and Young Buck backing him up. On paper this is a pretty complete roster. The only question is will all the artists perform up to their potential?

When I asked P why would an artist want to be signed to his label he responded, “I’m the Ariel Sharon of this rap sh*t!”

F.Y.I. on the scale of hardbody tall Israelis…
ARIEL SHARON >>> LYOR COHEN


m.c. Mental Calisthenics Records
DP Dot Commenter LION XL put together this label of artists and he even selected Pharoe Monch, as well as NaS and Ghostface, so I know that as a label owner he values art over commerce. Sure he has Wayne, Neyo and Juelz Santana, but he isn’t in this pool to win this shit if he has to compromise his core values. On second thought, dude has Jim Jones and Foxy.

The chances of Jimmy scoring another hit equal to ‘We Fly High’ are slim to none, but who knows, he may get arrested for looking like a MICHAEL VICK pit bull.


bamboozled Bamboozled Records
Bamboozled Records is also helmed by a fellow blogger, LL (not the rappa), and their roster is comprised of blue chippers Jay-Z, TI and Lil’ Wayne, but it will be up to longshots like Keisha Cole, Casssidy and Papoose to help her win this round.

Ramblings Of An Island Girl discusses everything from entertainment to the design aesthetic of classic post-modern architecture. LL is smart like that.


Awwww ish! The iNternets Celebrities are back at it with a brand new mixtape from the Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival. This joint is all about the Do’ and the Don’ts when you are at an outdoor concert.

Do: Watch this video.

More i.C. shenanigans here and here.

19 Responses to “cRap Music Moguls Stand Up!!!”

  1. Ream_Team says:

    Mental Calisthenics hasmy vote on GP (even though I appear on the scorings) on GP, basically for the Pharoe and Ghost inclusions. Best of luck. Also, does firefox all of a sudden have spell check? Cuz I’m drunk den a mugg and asentence free of slang and such would appqar tlike this if the coomputer aeas not putting lines under my misspelled words. Hey, that wasn’t so baddddddd. In other news, the Do’s and Don’ts of music festivals is real talk. The all access photo pass has garnered some great times and flicks, but the most important thing, as far as I’m concerned is showing up drunk. If not that, show up with the proper materials and have enough for you folk. There’re these free shows in SF every weekend and I get joy out of riding my bike REALLY FUCKING far with lots of UPHILL riding, to show up at that shit 2 hours early to get a good spot and have a a bag of ice, cups, juice, and (most importantly) a big bottle of Stoli for my friends and neighbors all in my fucking backpack. It’s some sweatty hippie gangster shit. sorry. taht was long. can you tell how drunk I am? I’m so drunk. Why am I reading blogs? I should be receiving crucial dome. WTF?

  2. Ream_Team says:

    i just wanna brush =my teeth. is tjhat so rwronmg?

  3. Candice says:

    ^ Hopefully Ream has passed out after a good night of drinking by now. Sweet dreams!

    Love the video….$2.50 for a frank in Brooklyn is totally unheard of. Bump that. Bring your own beef patty in co-co bread for under $2.

  4. the_dallas says:

    ^ Best comment. Evar.

  5. P-Matik says:

    You were wild with that joint. Damn, y’all got brew before me and my crew got there. Greg said the brewery started fronting about paperwork so we stayed sober.

  6. Misha says:

    @ Dallas

    When you said you did drugs with rappers, and you got high too, I fell off my chair laughing so hard

  7. That God pass sounds like the shit (hiza!) …Does it also come laminated?

  8. Word I love them Internet Celebrity drops, LMAO. Yo 2.50 for a hot dog sounds almost fair compared to the price for a wiener *pause* at Petco field that ish is about 6 fifty. Damn!

    My Label is about to go belly up, Yes Loud Records. No Points for the XXL cover as homo as it is, Lil Wayne be selling copies of Magazines. Ask Elliot Yelloman Wilson. Ariel Sharon is one mothfucking dispicable human being. Viva Arafat Blop Blop Blop!

  9. smog says:

    dude i need a wigbrushers post

  10. Ream_Team says:

    I pretty much died at the smoking dust with rappers part, too. I also pretty much died after my post. sorry to subject you all to that. my eye won’t stop twitching.

  11. the_dallas says:

    @ Skeeter V,
    The GOD pass has to be laminated for easy cleaning.

    @ iFuxxx,
    Everyone with Lil’ Wang on their roster will get points for that homo-cidal XXL cover

  12. thoreauly77 says:

    d- i think everyone with weezy on their roster should get points subtracted for that cover. sorry fux and everyone else, but you know what i’m saying.

  13. Lion XL says:

    Let’s just be clear about 1 thing…Lil Wang, Baby and Santana are on my label simply for the Niggeratti(thanks 40) dollars I can collect. ‘Sides I need a few ‘POP’ artists get that cash flow movin, so I can put out some good artists!

  14. chocolatte says:

    ream-team i think i love you

  15. LM says:

    Dallas Penn is for the children! I will be showing this video to my kids before they reach kindergarten.

  16. Ream_Team says:

    chocolatte, do you really love me, or do you just want my Stoli? damn, I should drink every time I log on to DP.com.

  17. The new Com Sense album is excellent. Score me my points when it drops retail wise Jul-31, as well as any media points such as Rolling Stone articles, etc.

  18. the_dallas says:

    ^ Articles dont get points. Cover stories get points. Don’t fret though, I imagine that Com will get an Essence cover or Macrame Weekly

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