Put on my Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
I’m constantly trying to find ways to improve the content here at DP Dot Com so that we can at least keep pace with all of the popular websites here on the internets. I try to keep this site like a crazy hybrid of your favorite breakfast cereal x Cartoon Network x B.E.T. (TAVIS SMILEY era, nhjic) x the Black version of SportsCenter. And even still that isn’t enough to keep pace with monster sites like Nah’Right or ByronCrawford. So now I’ve had to dig deep into my wallet (read: jack some images off the ‘nets) and recruit some celebrity help on these drops. Not just any old DAVID HASSELHOFF will do either. I went to the top of the cRap music food chain for this guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, loyal readers and commenters to DallasPenn Dot Com… I give you ‘YE TUDDA, the new DP Dot Com fashion, music and lifestyle critic (nhjic). Since I have internship openings in all of those positions I’ve asked ‘YE TUDDA to fill in until we have someone take over those slots. So here’s a quick and helpful guide to understanding how ‘YE TUDDA feels about some of the content dropped on DP Dot Com…
| ‘YE TUDDA: “That’s what’s up dawg” Your shit is fresh to def right now and ‘YE TUDDA is feelin’ that shit! |
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‘YE TUDDA: “Shit might could happen” That shit might could happen if when you do it just a little more fresher, and shit. |
| ‘YE TUDDA: “I ain’t fuckin’ wit’ you.” Nahh mayne, you trippin’ joe. |
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‘YE TUDDA: “AWW HELL NAHH!” Yo dawg, you need to take that shit up outta my face. |
images swagger jacked with impunity from COMPLEX Dot Com
Love it. Can’t wait to see the images accompanying a few posts.
nice jack move.
Joe=D.C. or P.G. county resident.
This is hilarious D!!
You went all out with your new marketing campaign and got Ye Tudda?? A New Face For DP?? The self proclaimed Louis Vuitton Don (Gay.)??
Seriously Dallas, I’m a loyal fan FOREVER on this site. The formula’s fine now but I’m looking forward to the Ye commentary/fashion/music tips. This is about to get ridiculous. Ha Ha
Why must i cry? Jesus take the wheel!
You bordering copyright infringment, better throw in a disclaimer.
Bring back the DP tech review. The iphone Qwerty keyboard sux. I’m bringing it back asap.
‘Heem – I’ll give you 45 cents on the dollar for your iPhone if they give you stress.
(Please don’t take offense to my Peter Minuit type Manhattan land grab for your phone. However I do have some nice beads and trinkets I can throw in if I need to sweeten the deal!)
Kanye is the man (nullus) and sharking his preppy wardrobe gets me taken more seriously when I have to meet Vanilla Snowflake’s daddy at the country club.
LOL @ Amadeo. If he uses “bama” then you can really get flyer than a PG County girl’s hair on us NY’ers.
hahaha more fresher!
These right ups for the photos are a freakin riot mayne. LMAO@ just a lil mo fresher,and shit!!!!
Naw, the sight was already on point DP, but this should be humorous poetry in motion now.
Cant tell me nothin!!!!
That post is spandex!
I’m trying the phrase out. It may not stick. YMMV.
I saw these the other day. Major fly. Kanye is creative.
Finally a ratings system I can understand. Actually, this is a great idea. I’m printing out stickers and putting them of the backsides of local club hos. I’m sure it’ll go over great!!!
get down with DP.com
muhfuck!