Dr. BILLY SUNDAY is for the ladies, no really…
Throwing some D’s on your chest might not be what’s up after all. A United States study performed on Swedish women found that women who had undergone breast augmentation were three times as likely to commit suicide as women who had not had the procedure. Along with that study the researchers also found that women with breast implants were also three times more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol as women who had not been under the knife. Basically, this report confirms everything I always suspected about big fake titty bitches. They are crazy as fuck.
This is why I’m an ass man, and I love women who try to get pregnant through their butts. Believe it or not, but these broads are way saner than C-cup ho’s. Give me a big booty broad with a cute face and some A/B tittays any day over some gorgonzola with basketballs in her bra. Face it, those D-cups will be down to her knees when she’s in her sixties, and that’s only going to eff up some of the best snatch out on the streets right now. Post-menopausal grandma poon is a gift from GOD. No one gives better love than a grandma. Especially when she pulls out her dentures.
You want more proof that large fake titty broads are banana bread crazy? The chick that smuggled herself across state lines to get with that astronaut dude. Yep. D-cups. Foxy Brown was already nuts. That bitch is CHARLES MANSON crazy now. BRITNEY SPEARS was never this fucked up as a natural B-cup. Now she is giving her baby’s sody pop in their bottles because she can’t nurse them naturally from her cigarette smoke-filled fake milkbags. Big fake tits only get in the way of a good time anyway. Natural D’s might have some use though if the chick is lactating, and then she can put some milk on my Franken-Berry cereal, but other than that I definitely don’t need a crazy big fake titty bitch in my life.
Dr. BILLY SUNDAY is not a registered physician or general practitioner.
That was a pretty good medical/sociologic assessment Doctor Sunday. Did you sleep at a Holiday Inn Exress last night?
BTW: Thanks for the movie and “Black Superheroes”….
You should have attached a link at the end of the post to Kanye’s “Throw Some D’s” (remix) video…
wow.. shit. this is a great day.
Yeah, Gum jobs are the truf.
DD’s might be crazy, but during the good times, they sound like they’re fun as all get out!
DD’s are the troof, eff what ya heard.
I’m just a n!gga that loves tatties.
Not really a titty man. I like a shorty with a backyard that speaks with thunder (C) Ghost Face
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I laugh at all of them beyoches daily…They really are insane and think they look so good! I like to push ’em over when they be drunk…fall just like cows 🙂
I am not into big ole titttays anyways, if they are there added bonus but I dont look for them. I like them little peek-a-boo types and nice shaped ass myself.
word, except that girl in the eyecandy who is in the bath tub, and what with no mention on titty fuckin – sort of over rated if you ask me but needs to be part of the conversation when you talkin about the topic
THROW DEEEEEEZ IN EM!
as a woman with natural DD’s I must say the difference between those well endowed by God and those who purchase them…is that one of us is happy with what we’ve been given, while the other isn’t!
last i heard confidence was sexy!
“No one gives better love than a grandma. Especially when she pulls out her dentures.”
that’s my word!!
Between viagra and those years of bad oral hygiene, old folks are gettin their rocks off better than anybody right now.
my girl is gonna love me when i lose my teeth
I like them All Shapes and sizes but I don’t get down wit the Fake joints. I prefer my ladies all natural. Hella girls are getting butt implants too. In another 20 – 30 years implants and cosmetic surgery will be like going to the dentist.
They gotta be big enough for me to throw sumthin between ’em. Strictly natural, though. Fakies tend to feel like overinflated water baloons and I’ afraid I’ll pop them. My roomate just got a spray tan, but it looks more like a spray Khaki.
Well I am not too surprised. The woman who does this opperation is more likely than not having problems with herself confidence wise.
As far as the women who are natural, what problems do they have other than getting more attention from men?
i’m with PHIL and JACKIE
it aint the titties it’s the bitches. they already some kinda warped when they choose to go under the knife to ‘enhance’ themselves. fake titties aint the bidness.