Scarlet Witch was another sexy redhead with a banging body and a shitload of powers that I wanted to snuggle up with. But that was before she went all crazy and shit.
She was a mutant who could create these blasts from her hands. The Scarlet Witch came into the game as part of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, along with her father Magneto, and her twin brother Quicksilver. Just like Aurora’s twin brother Northstar, Qucksilver could run real fast. But instead of going ghey like Northstar did, Quicksilver went grey.
Scarlet Witch was one half of an inter-racial-humanoid relationship. Her husband was the android called the Vision. As far as I’m concerned dude had to be a Black man-droid. First of all, Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch’s brother hated on dude for no apparent reason and said that he wasn’t good enough for his sister. Whatever the fuck that means since he and his sister both started their careers in comicdom as super-villains.
Secondly, the Vision’s biggest power was making his shit turn invisible when he hung out with all the other Avengers. That is an inherent superpower for all of us Black people when we are alone in a crowd of white. We become invisible and then listen to the white talk around us and about us as if we aren’t even there.
Like most marriages, the Scarlet Witch and her Black mandroid husband were ill-fated inside of the Marvel Universe once they moved out to the west coast.
Vision ended up losing his memory chip and the Scarlet Witch lost all of her marbles. It was like Vision went Hollywood and didn’t recognize her anymore. She hooked back up with Magneto once she learned that homeboy was actually her and Quicksilver’s daddy and she flipped on the rest of the Avengers since they were player haters anyhoo.
paging the film department, paging the film department…
“We become invisible and then listen to the white talk around us and about us as if we aren’t even there.”
*dead*
dp, you don’t remember? the witch was the one that did that thing where 90% of the entire mutant population permanently lost their powers. über-gully.
here’s another interesting chapter in the scarlet witch’s life:
when the vision’s memory was erased, somebody took wonder man’s memory and implanted it into the vision.
meaning that there was a love triangle between an android, a man who died and came back as ionic energy, and a female whose brother had a severe jones for her along with hex powers
keith sweat must have wrote “twisted” when thinking about her.
Dallas, The Witch is actually Amy Winehouse’s mom. It’s the truth. She posed for the original drawings. One of Witch I still have.
Odd she and I were cool, I still remember drawing her while drawing a toke slowly, so slowly that a spider that was on my desk was able to go in the other room, eat a fly, make a web, answer some spider calls and come back and put his fat ass right back where he started. It was either the ink, the smoke or our freakiness but it all came out in Amy’s voice when she was born. “Back To Black” is referring to drawing ink.
I’ll tell you about Kanye’s foul mom in my next message…..me in the tub you in the sink……………………rug burns, burned fingertips from small ass roaches………………..Ernie