DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: RED SONJA

red sonja

Long before LUCY LAWLESS was the toast of the town at the all-girl parties featuring her Xena character there was Red Sonja. Her shocking red hair was only surpassed by her shocking double-D milk cans that seemed to want to fly off the comic pages. You were almost embarrassed to look at them for too long, but you couldn’t help yourself. I blame it on her fiery red hair and her lack of freckled skin.

Red Sonja was this rare freakishly beautiful specimen who pretty much would kill any man that even whistled at her on some bullshit. She did not suffer bitchmade fools lightly. The only man to tap that ass was Conan the Barbarian and even he had to knock her ass out and hit that shit while she was still unconscious. You didn’t want to eff with Red Sonja unless she was bound tightly by her hands and her feet. I imagine that Red Sonja’s comicbook steez was the inspiration for LORENA BOBBIT.

5 Responses to “DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: RED SONJA”

  1. flo says:

    Pppsh. Xena/Lucy Lawless spits all over Red Sonja. Hmph.

  2. Combat Jack says:

    never got into this chick. maybe my aversion to red heads. and freckles.

  3. Amadeo says:

    Comic yes…the movie…hells nah…My mother went to see that and called out every line in the flick 2 seconds before it was said. Needless to say the movie going public did not appreciate that at all.

  4. alex2.0 says:

    i use to watch that movie all the time as a kid just cause i share the same name.

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