DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 1 Recap…

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I think that we can all agree : PEYTON >>>> ELI

What the fuck is the league doing playing a football game at 2am? The San Francisco / Arizona tilt doesn’t start until 10pm and even if they were playing on rollerskates that shit wouldn’t de done before 1:30am. The NFL better start issuing fucking late passes to everyone’s offices because if you are hardbody enough to catch a few beers for the late game your ass ain’t getting to work before 11am.

As usual you girl CANDICE starts off the season nearly leading all the DP Dot Commenters in the football pool. If she hadn’t missed that one week last season she would have won outright. I like that everyone is buched up at the top, except for ‘I Will Not Lose’ who managed the Herculean feat of getting only one correct pick. Keep that up and you won’t lose because I am giving the worst pooler a free pair of kicks.

Several poolers sheets are reading INCOMPLETE. I’m not sure what you folks did or did not do, but if you figure it out please share with the rest of us. As for this weeks’ overall winner… You get a free DVD mailed out to you. Good luck poolers!

18 Responses to “DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 1 Recap…”

  1. Belize says:

    Fukin cardinals…..every fukin year

  2. Candice says:

    The Giants season is over before it began.

    No defense, no running back and no Eli (out for six weeks).

    **changes shirts**

    GO PITTSBURGH!

  3. Ruimixx says:

    Yo Dallas, you giving out a prize for most mediocre? I think I’m heading toward the middle-of-the-pack award…

    HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!

  4. F says:

    The Cardinals looked hella lame in a game of lames. Leinart does not deserve to be in the NFL, especially with those beast receivers they have.

    Not to worry Candice, I took my Chiefs jersey off in the middle of the 1st quarter.

  5. Dart_Adams says:

    I got screwed by Philadelphia, Arizona and I had NO IDEA that the Chiefs were as bad as they looked in the postseason. I stayed up til 2 AM watching football just to get my heart ripped out. Dayum! One.

  6. Candice says:

    And what the hell….did the Pats even need Randy Moss?

  7. the_dallas says:

    I’m not a fan of this PUSH shit that Yahoo does when the final score ties the spread. It’s supposed to be the favorite either covers or they don’t.

    Let’s see how things shape up as the season progresses. I may end up dropping everyone’s WORST week.

  8. J™ says:

    Damn, I forgot about this

  9. JT says:

    The end of that AZ game was just cruel. Seriously. To get a push in the last 2 mins was terrrrrible.

    And yeah, DP, the push shit is ridiculous. Do you think dropping the worst week will fix the issue?

  10. Ruimixx says:

    Some bookies and most online betting sites have the same push shit. It’s whatever, but I wouldn’t mind just rolling with the way it is. The push is the last of my worries regarding the picks. As T.O. would say, “Get cha’ popcorn ready.”

  11. Tiffany says:

    My picks sucked this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Meka Soul says:

    you know what dp, i completely forgot to hook up my picks until the saints throttling started, and of course it was too late by then. it’s cool though: i already got my next 2 weeks picks up. yeah, i’m that confident.

  13. the_dallas says:

    Zillz,
    I’m wearing a Green Bay jersey this year because my cousin got traded to the Pack. Ryan Grant went to Don Bosco Prep, then on to ND and was an undrafted FA with the Giants. He was mashing shit up this summer so the GM shipped him off to GB for an undisclosed draft pick. Them dudes wish they had him back I bet because Brandon Jacobs is all fucked the fuck up now.

    Going out to the Meadowlands this weekend. eBaying myself a cheesehead.

  14. Candice says:

    ^The Giants are wishing they could call up Tiki Barber and say “Let’s make a deal” like Andy Reid called up Reno Mahe after Sunday’s game.

    *sigh* GO PITTSBURGH.

  15. Meka Soul says:

    dp:

    please tell me you’ve noticed that influx of nigerian players running wild in america’s version of soccer.

    now, if only we can get that oil situation figured out…

  16. Meka Soul says:

    >^The Giants are wishing they could call up Tiki Barber and say “Let’s make a deal” like Andy Reid called up Reno Mahe after Sunday’s game.>

    you know, as an eagles fan [randall & reggie white. who want what???], i should be pissed at that comment, but i said the exact same thing to my cousin the other day.

    philly stays losing.

    and am i the only one who thinks of “CUUUURRRRTTTTIIISSS?!” whenever that YT receiver of ours gets a mention?

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