cRap Music Moguls Unite!

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Here’s a chance for you to get to know some of the label owners that are playing in 2007 Q4 edition of the DP Dot Com cRap Music Fantasy League. The best thing about the cMFL is that you really don’t have to a fan of rap music to be a good label owner. If you read the newspaper or the police blotter with any regularity you could put together a roster that scores a lot of points. DALLAS asked all the label owners a few questions to learn what their rap music pedigree was and how they came to love the music that I control. That’s ‘I’ as in T.I.

1) Who is your favorite rap artist?
2) What is your favorite rap song?
3) What is the first rap record/album/CD that you purchased?
4) Why would a rapper want to sign with your label?

After I read some of the replies I selected a few label owners to highlight…

saydatnuccaname SAYDATNUCCANAME WREKKIKDS
1. Ghostface Killah
2. ATCQ – ‘Scenario’
3. Arrested Development – ‘3 Years, 5 Months, & 2 Days in the Life Of…’
4. At SayDatNuccaName Wrekkids, we have no problem calling these other cRappers out and shittin’ on their whole steez. If you ain’t rollin’ wit’ SayDatNuccaName then you may as well kill yo’ self.

gunshine state records GUNSHINE STATE MUSIC
1. Eminem
2. Nas – ‘Memory lane’
3. D12 – ‘D12 World
4. no B.S’n here, just make good music…

berries n cream BERRIES & CREAM RECORDS
1. Masta Ace. I dont really like the term rap artist, but err um MC, rap artist whatever.
2. Big L – ‘Danger Zone’
3. The 1st album I bought? WTF kinda question is that?! Cuz we used to steal you know how niggaz is? Maybe. Anyways I guess it would be Da Lench Mob Guerillas in da Mist because it was in a dollar bin and I was like Oh Shit Ice Cube son! He an angry nigga like me so I copped it.
4. A rapper would want to sign with us because we give them Berries and Cream. Plus we do their marketing, promotion, give them a $250,000 advance and make sure that they get 5 cent for every album sold and 25 cents for every ringtone sold. What more do these greedy niggaz need jeez? No publishing rights though. We got to keep those safe because you never know who might get killed.

crap a lot CRAP-A-LOT RECORDS
1. jiggaman
2. big – ‘juicy’
3. 2pac – makaveli
4. ‘coz i’ma merk ’em otherwise

krack kokaine KRACK KO KAINE ENTERTAINMENT
1. Biggie Smalls
2. Black Sheep – ‘Choice Is Yours’
3. Whodini – ‘Escape’
4. Because we international and you’re just local!!!!

combat jack COMBAT JACK RECORDS
1. jay-z
2. tie between jay z & b.i.g – ‘brooklyn’s finest’
dre and snoop – ‘deep cover’
nice & smooth & gangstarr – ‘dwyck’
main source – ‘looking at the front door’
b.i.g – ‘unbelievable’
2pac – ‘hit em up’
public enemy – ‘rebel w/o a pause’
m.o.p. – ‘ante up’
mobb deep – ‘shook ones, pt.2’
o.c. – ‘time’s up’
t.ski valley – ‘catch the beat’
bdp – ‘bridge is over’
bdp – ‘my philosophy’
jay z – ‘takeover’
nas – ‘ether’
rakim – ‘my melody’
rakim – ‘I know you got soul’
jay z – ‘where I’m from’
jay z – ‘you must love me’
ulta-magnetic mcs – ‘ego trippin’
tim dogg – ‘eff compton’
common sense – ‘bitch in you’
nwa – ‘straight outta compton’
nwa – ‘fuck the police”
gangstarr – ‘just to get a rep’
special ed – ‘i got it made’
big daddy kane – ‘warm it up kane’
brand nubian – ‘allah u akbar’
brand nubian – ‘punks jump up to get beatdown’
b.i.g – ‘machine gun funk’
b.i.g. – ‘warning’
b.i.g. ’10 crack commandments'”
b.i.g. – ‘what’s beef’
b.i.g. feat. eminem – ‘dead wrong’
b.i.g. – ‘kick in the door’
cam’ron feat jay-z – ‘welcome to new york city’
cam’ron – ‘killa kam’
busta rhymes – ‘put your hands where my eyes can see’
run dmc – ‘sucker mcs’
run dmc – ‘run’s house’
run dmc – ‘rock box’
m.o.p. feat jay z – ‘4 alarm blaze’
juice crew – ‘symphony’
biz markie – ‘vapors’
geto boys – ‘mind playin tricks’
scar face – ‘seen a man die’
kanye west – ‘can’t tell me nothing’
big daddy kane – ‘young, gifted and black’
epmd – everything from 1st four albums except ‘you drink too much’ and ‘it’s time to party’
audio two – ‘top billin’
lauryn hill – ‘lost ones’
fresh 3 mcs’ – ‘f.r.e.s.h.’
dougie fresh and slick rick – ‘the show’
queen latifah – ‘wrath of my madness’
lil kim feat jay z – ‘big momma thing’
lil kim feat diddy – ‘no time’
mc lyte – ‘cram to understand’
ll cool j – ‘momma said’
3. kurtis blow – ‘ego trip’
4. Combat Jack’s 5 Gulliest Moments In The Music Business

t.i.

Mr.WEST says…
Do me a favor fam and choose 50 because my ass is wore’d out from SNL repeating the show featuring me again this past weekend.

They need to just go ‘head and hire me in place of that homo homeboy they fired, What his name was… FINESSE? [ll]

yeWest

8 Responses to “cRap Music Moguls Unite!”

  1. Billy Sunday's Father says:

    Word on the street is….Berries & Cream Records also gives you an arsenal of weapons that can arm a small 3rd world country as a signing bonus in place of money….
    I mean weigh it out…..
    Money…
    Or mothaphucking John Rambo guns Nigga!!

    Thats an easy choice….
    Plus we got random lower executives for you to punch up as you deem needed….I mean Bad Boy aint got shit on Berries & Cream niggaz!!!

    All you dick in the booty cRap Music Moguls better watch your mouths!!
    You do not want to smell my $65 cologne!!
    My face is pretty niggaz!!

  2. Big Homie says:

    LOL at Combact Jacks Records #2. But cosigns. Good choices.

  3. Tyler says:

    Yall Suck big aids nuts. SolutionsGlobalMedia.com 4 Life. SGM is where U can get your paper up and where U will see your artform taking 2 a new level, one day. All said while I stand here counting a sack of 100 dollar bills in the desert with Suge and a german shepard.

  4. Combat Jack says:

    Hard to choose my fave cRap song when I’ve been down since ’78 and there’s just to many out there.

  5. Casey says:

    Combat jack, how are you gonna put Kanye West and Cam’Ron and no Wu-Tang at all?

  6. Billy Sunday's Father says:

    Dammit…stupid Rambo-TIP…..stupid Weezy not going at jay z…..stupid stupid stupid….

    Ah well….hoping for a strong push from Bow Wow and Mz Keys….otherwise a nigga going another winter with no shoes….

  7. N.O. 4 life says:

    i just thought about it …lil mama posed ta get me some type a points she was at the hip hop awards in that cypha

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