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The 2006 National League’s Manager of the Year wasn’t the Met’s WILLIE RANDOLPH. Even though he energized New York City’s stepchild baseball franchise and was within one clutch hit of going to the World Series he still didn’t do enough to impress the baseball writers who vote on that shit. These are the same writers who refused to induct BUCK O’NEIL into the MLB Hall of Fame despite his lifetime of achievement. Claiming racism is too simple and too shallow for these shitbag writers.

The manager who won the 2006 award will now helm the MLB’s version of Hollywood also known as the New York Yankees, while the guy who was just calling the on field shots at Yankee Stadium will move out to Hollywood to be the skipper for the wayward west coast Dodgers. JOE GIRARDI and JOE TORRE were both pretty inglorious baseball players even though TORRE did win an N.L. MVP in 1971. TORRE’s best work was in carrying the weed for HENRY AARON during the 1960’s. Wiping down the home run champs backsweat made TORRE look official.

JOE GIRARDI grew up in Illinois and then became a player for the home team after the Cubs drafted him out of college. GIRARDI is cut from the cloth of a frustrated military leader in his demeanor and rancor. As a manager he prohibits his players from wearing any facial hair. This rule is attractive to several people like the Yankees management and also the people that like to crossdress as women. I have a personal motto which tells me not to trust any man without at least a moustache. GIRARDI might wear a dress during the off-season. He seems like a power-bottom [ll].

Only in baseball can you be handsomely rewarded for under-achieving. Both of these average joes are among the highest paid managers in the game and their record for achievement when the ownership isn’t pouring billions into the team’s payroll is well documented. Hell, TORRE couldn’t win even with MLB’s highest payroll. GIRARDI will inherit what remains of GEORGE STEINBRENNER’s vanity project and I can’t wait for his ass to be unemployed the moment after he tells GEORGE to “sit down and shut the fuck up!” like he did to the owner of the Florida Marlins.

This isn’t a drop that extols for more Black managers because Blacks don’t even play baseball anymore. At least not english speaking Blacks, and I wouldn’t dare remind a dark-skinned Dominican of their African ancestry. Dominican’s are steady trying to bring Jheri curls back in order to get the Black out of their scalps. The bigger issue is how baseball and their indentured servant sportswriters constantly recycle their mediocre personnel.

Oh and yeah, Red Sox rule bitches.

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