The i.C’s are back on the attack. Here’s a hand-y guide on where to go when you are on the go and you have to go.
BTW, fellas, you need to start washing your hands since I just blew up your spots.
Chea!
The i.C’s are back on the attack. Here’s a hand-y guide on where to go when you are on the go and you have to go.
BTW, fellas, you need to start washing your hands since I just blew up your spots.
Chea!
oh man, that was too funny. great work as always.
Dallas, you have to check out these new joints…
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/10/a-pay-toilet-opens-no-need-to-hold-everything/
I can’t lie. This man showed us from down south how to ensure a urine free bladder on the way to Ray’s Pizza. Portable dumpsters, you are the world’s best and largest urinal trough.
Dallas & Rafi,
lol at the curling your toes. When I’m at home I often indulge in a stick clenched between my teeth just to get that extra force and leverage.
There are 2 key issues for me about pissing in the street:
1. Splashback on your kicks/bottom of your trousers if it’s really ferocious is not a strong look and can leave traces of odour.
2. If you have inadvertantly positioned yourself on a small hill, the stream of piss has a tendency to run back towards you which makes the whole situation more complicated than it needs to be. That stream is also the key giveaway for any passerby. It’s a double threat man.
Great iC action as always. None of those 90s take your fancy?
Peace,
Dan
FUH-NEE! Thanks for the kool-aid grin I’m wearing right now! Also, thanks for encouraging your leaking brethren to wash their hands! Quiet as its kept, I peep a lot of chicks dippin’ out the ladies room without getting at the soap and water. Maybe the iC can tackle that subject next?
Um, yeah, guys start washing your hands! I had a photographer over to my house for a shoot, dude used the bathroom and didnt wash his hands! Ewwww! And I made sure that he had everything he needed too. Thats just gross.
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I did also drink a pint of my own piss at one stage… guess that’s the other option if you got good aim.
Classic. Way to rep with the phone booth steez and even funnier music. As a 40 drinker pissing is constantly key so I’ve rocked the phone booth many a night. Fake a call, catch a tag, and piss. Now thats multi-tasking!!!!
I’ve been bagged for public pissing and it was funny/embarrassing when they call you in court because the have to read the charge.
I’ll give you people another low down – the Crate & Barrell on B’Way & Houston.
I’ve also made mudpies in the downstairs loo of Trump Tower – CHEA!
Dan Love Says:
January 28th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I did also drink a pint of my own piss at one stage… guess that’s the other option if you got good aim.
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Fucking gross Bro. You’re a walking oozing infection waiting to bust on someone.
THIS NIGGA…pissin in public with that…”what’s goin on face?”
“Mr. Telephone man, there’s something wrong with my line…”
oh my. never thinking of that song in the same way again.
You gotta take mention of the piss-in-a-bottle thing too. I’ll never forget the first time I was stuck in a car with a bunch of guys and some dude had to pee and just grabbed the nearest empty bottle in the car and just did his thing. I had never even thought of that. Clever, but awkward.
@ Mo.
You may think so mate, but it ain’t that simple…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
PissPeace,Dan
The best and cleanest way to drain off in NYC is to find a hotel. They got the cleanest jumpoffs.
Piling on with P-Matik : I just did two weeks in Israel and went to all ends of that country from metropolitan hotels to a bedouin camp in the desert. Each and every one had their toilet game clean, scrubbed and inviting to the traveler’s ass..
Never once felt like I was putting my nethers into a compromising situation which is #1 (no #2 puns) when out of the country. These places were thousands of times more sanitary than the movie theater I just went to or even the office turlet.
To boot, they have two handles. Small handle used for liquid drops (any variety I guess) and big handle for the felafels.
When inebriated, in between moving train cars. Please do not get busted, nor tinkle on third rail!
If driving, pull the whip alongside any street, or double park the bitch PREFERABLE on the LEFT side of the street. Keep engine running. Open the driver’s door as well as the passenger door DIRECTLY behind the driver’s seat fully (in order ro block view of passing ongoers). Face the front of the car, make like you had to stop to talk on the phone. Keep left foot on street, right foot in car. Pull out celly with left hand and place left arm on top of driver’s car door, phone to ear, as if talking casually, THEN, hold meat link steady with free right hand and squeeze out a refreshing steady warm stream of processed juice/water/liquor. Hang up the phone, hop back in car and break out. True story, showed my sons this technique about a month ago. They were like “daddy’s effin crazy”.
preferably
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I can’t front…I’ve been up on the pay phone method…payphones like a block away from the 40/40 club is the spot…
I cant say I’m too proud of this one…but banks…them 24 hour ATMs…easy in…no one is around…do the thing and get some more cash to keep drinkin….
Classic. Freaking classic, and Ive gots not one but two urination in public tix from my younger days,
Banks?!?
Hardbody deluxe on that one.