All Wig Owners are not created equal.
When I talked about Wig Owners > Wig Brushers I admit that I generally assumed that all Wig Owners were given the same considerations irrespective of their racial background. I’m embarrassed that I could be so naive. Here in America we have an entire socio-economic culture that is based entirely upon the construct of racism. Just when I think that someone transcends this construct I am shown evidence to the contrary.
Take a look at some of these Wig Owners and the treatment they receive from the mainstream media based on their race. Do you think that racism would be as viable if it weren’t directly connected to capitalism via supremacy? What I’m asking you is whether or not we allow Wig Owners a certain allowance because we can make money from them.
TIME OUT > JAIL TIME
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BRITNEY SPEARS Instead of being in a rehabilitation clinic she is performing on the front and center stage of the MTV awards. The t.I.’s at MTV would prefer a drugged out BRITNEY SPEARS instead of the fruit loopy KANYE WEST. Was it because they knew that we would talk about the pop princess trainwreck for weeks to come? |
| FOXY BROWN Not just is she doing jail time, but she is also spending time in solitary confinement a/k/a ‘The Box’. Can you imagine how far under the jail we might put Foxy if she were sniffing cocaine off her baby’s stomach like BRITNEY? |
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SOME NIGGA O.D.’s > AN ICON’s TRAGIC DEMISE
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HEATH LEDGER What HEATH LEDGER’s death means in the short term for me is that the premiere for ‘The Dark Knight’ will be even more crowded than usual. LEDGER’s family lucked out that HEATH was effing with the OLSENs and not the LOHAN clan. We may never have recovered the body had LINDSAY’s dad got a hold of him. |
| PIMP C Since when does an autopsy on a 36yr old take more than two months? Maybe if Pimp C’s fans bought more of his albums instead of downloading them the BUTLER family could afford to have the coroner’s report released? |
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ACTUALLY RUNNING OVER BITCHES > RAPPING ABOUT IT
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LIZZIE GRUBMAN GRUBMAN allegedly yelled “Fuck you white trash!” from the window of her Mercedes-Benz SUV before she mowed down over a dozen patrons at a nightclub in the Hamptons. Bones were broken, and since no one died, and GRUBMAN is a rich, connected bitch her vehicular assault conviction and subsequent eight years jail sentence was reduced to a misdemeanor and a thirty day plea deal. |
| REMY MARTIN REMY MA raps about shooting people and strongarming witnesses to crimes. I suggest to her to hire GRUBMAN’s public relations firm, but those chicks have prah’lee already shot their load, |
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CHEMICALLY ENHANCED DOUCHEBAGS
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ROGER CLEMENS Major league douchebag who can still command appearance fees at seminars for teaching young athletes. |
| BARRY BONDS Major league douchebag on his way to prison. |
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DIRTBAG SOUL SONGBIRD > DRUGGED OUT DIVA
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AMY WINEHOUSE When Rolling Stone magazine anointed her the new queen of soul a little bit of Motown died again. |
| WHITNEY HOUSTON How come no more Grammy awards for this crackhead? |
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What about Lauryn Hill?!
How can you forget that queen?!
You hit a home run with this one. No Barry Bonds.
The huge differences in the way cases are handled are crazy but not shocking.
A while back a study came out of NYU about a dozen different job applicants from different ethnic backgrounds. There were some applicants with college degrees and some applicants with criminal records. There were instances where the applicants with the criminal records were preferred over the college grads.
^ white had the criminal backgrounds, black were the college grads.
Great effin post!
You ain’t never lie.
Lizzie Grubman…shorty looks like a lioness. I remember when MTV gave her that show and she straight up looked like the lost princess of Thundera on that joint.
Lauryn Hill broke my damn heart. Why do great album always drive muthafuckas crazy?
One.
the album didn’t drive her crazy, that haitian + jamaican penis did.
good penis would drive any chick crazy. ANY.
good penis would drive any chick crazy. ANY.
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I second that.
You omitted to mention Robert Blake of “Little Rascals”/ “Berretta” fame who murked his blonde wifey with a gat at point blank range. Media painted her as a career grifter and dude skipped, free of any media hounding. OJ Simpson, meanwhile, will be in the history books forever as the most vilified brother who ever walked the planet after “allegedly” murking his blonde wife. Media stills omits mentioning that she was a career cokehead who was effing Ron Goldman all up in OJ’s crib, dude all with his “feet up on the sofa man”.
Guilty even after being proven innocent. How ill is that?
co-Sig’s CJ. …and to totally defer from the post…I’d smash remy the day of THAT photo shoot…word.
RE: 911. OH, NO DOUBT. No matter how reckless Remy waxes poetic about the usual ghetto going ons, that Dominican arse would be hugged on properly, all nite long, durty mouth and all. She has all the makings for a fun and sloppy session.
yo why you gotta use DAT picture of amy winehouse? she look like she gleefully smoke rocks.
yo i saw dat shit and cracked up
her response
SUPREMACY WILL SPLIT YOUR WIG
I definitely considered a different conclusion, but I totally comprehend your notions.