DALLAS PENN Will Start The CRACK COCAINE Diet Plan

BILLY SUNDAY has been on my azz (extra BOUTROS BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI no homo) to shed some pounds and I will admit that my girth is one of the factors that prah’lee leads to my depression.

So yesterday BILLY sends me a composite picture of myself and ex-80’s liteskin crooner and baby daddy to DIDDY’s wifey shorty/backside model KIM PORTER.

awww ish!
So all I need to do is get myself back to a respectable 250lbs. and then I can be the old nigga in the club buying all the young girls drinks.

Holler!

5 Responses to “DALLAS PENN Will Start The CRACK COCAINE Diet Plan”

  1. Wait…is that Unibrow? Oops…I mean, Al B. Sure? LoL…crooner? Umm…I have an old VHS recording of that brotha moaning…err..ah..singing on Showtime @ the Apollo. My dreams of becoming Mrs. B. Sure were ruined…not only can he NOT sing, his ass can’t dance either. I’m not gonna sweat you about your weight, cuz lawd knows I don’t want nobody sweating me about mine, however…health IS important…we’d like to see you around for a long time… *wink*

  2. rpop says:

    Let us know how the diet goes

  3. apple halsey says:

    when do you start?

  4. Cocos Finest says:

    JUST DON’T PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS LIKE HE DOES ! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY POSED FOR THAT ONE.

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