The fallout from the MICHAEL VICK dog-fighting fiasco continues to haunt the city of Atlanta. The judge has sentenced VICK to nearly two years in the Fed clink. VICK’s sentence is longer than any of the co-conspirators that turned into State witnesses. As it stands VICK will prah’lee miss the entire 2009 NFL campaign as well as this year (obviously) and next.
I watched the Falcon’s owner speak during the Monday Night Football telecast and I agree totally with ARTHUR BLANK. If MICHAEL VICK let’s the fried chicken and fries takeover he won’t be coming back to the league anytime soon. All I know is that if I was in prison camp and they had an All-You-Can-Eat chicken wing buffet like they do at the Golden Corral then my ass would be coming home even fatter. As an aside, why is everyone that walks out of a Golden Corral a fucking cow?
Falcon’s coach BOBBY PETRINO has quit the team even before the season has ended. PETRINO is part of the growing fraternity of coaches who want no part of the high stakes low payoff system inside of the NFL. No one is beating the Cowboys or the Patriots for years to come and with no MICHAEL VICK the Falcons just became a lottery pick team.
Between MICHAEL VICK, DJ DRAMA and the rapper T.I., the Federal authorities in the greater Atlanta area have been pretty damn busy. Still despite the surge in Black entertainers finding the wrong side of the prison industrial complexes fences Georgia is still a bustling community for newly transplanted Black families. As a service to any DP Dot Com readers considering a relocation to the ‘A’ in the hopes that MICHAEL VICK will one day be a Falcon again, I submit to you a detailed assessment of crimes committed in Atlanta in each of the counties.
2005 Crime Statistics for the Atlanta Area
Unlike sports scores, the lower the aggregate number the greater the chances that you will be a winner.
When Vicked got caught up……….
Virginia lost too.
I don’t know what kinda of niggas he was running with.
Allen Iverson’s boys would’ve neva snitched on him. And if they did, they prahlee would have got murked.
The real reason Vick is prison now is simple. We got some of the most jealous rednecks in the country down hear. And them fools aint got nothing but time on their hands. Never mind the drug and gang violence down here, that the FEDS should be fighting. They’re more concerned with taking down a 100 million dollar negro. And basically making an example out of him.
I heard on the news the other night that his VA home is for sale now, and people are putting in bids. It comes complete with kennels. No, seriously.
Virginia is for lovers.
It’s The Varsity and Waffle House. That food will fuck you up and good, makes a man do crazy things.
http://www.thevarsity.com/menu.php
Anyone else watching This is SportsCenter? Good shit, the 90s.
^ I fucks with Spondivet’s
“No one will beat the “Cowboys’ for years to come?” What sport are you watching?
The Feds already hit him up wit 23 months……
Now the State wants to bring him up on some more charges.
Talk about kicking a nigga when he down. Damn.
On some real shit though…. Don’t let the Vick case, TI case, Barry Bonds, the attack on hip hop or any of the other shit flashing on the television fool you. It all a diversion.
If everyone is talking about Vick and them damn dogs, then no one is talking about the war anymore.
If everyone is talking about steroids and Barry Bond and the “Integrity of the Game”…. Then no one is talking about the upcoming election year.
Everyone is talking about Vick, but when was the last time you heard anything about the black woman abducted and raped in West Virginia?
When was the last time you heard anything about the progress being made in New Orleans?
Just peep game.
No – don’t fuck with Spondivits. They killed some poor dewshbag a couple months ago with the janky raw oyster game. Whole management and staff got canned.
Which is just another horrible act of fucksmanship in the ATL, because Spondivits had the bucket of crab legs game on clack-clack.
Only food you can trust out chea is Chanterrelles. Never let me down. Besides that, Atlanta is falling waay the fuck off and nobody wants to admit it.
Which gives me an idea…
Dont anyone start blaming the Varsity on this one. A PC or Frosted Orange never hurt anyone. Waffle House maybe…
Vick won the life lottery and decided to wipe his arse with the ticket. Petrino came in thinking he was going to be driving a Ferrari and ended up with a Chrysler New Yorker. I dont blame him for wanting out, but he caused more harm than good this season (see releasing Grady Jackson, the D Hall situation, announcing starting Leftwich at a press conf before telling Joe Harrington).
The A hasnt taken a L quite yet. The Hawks are up and coming, and the Braves are always in the mix of things. We just need a god draft (McFadden 1st rnd and Brennan in the 2nd) and well be straight. Its still a talented team and a great city to live in
Arthur Blank stays losing. He need to hire me, at least he’ll have someone to talk to.
Varsity & the Awful Waffle shits on any high faluting Belgian Frites place or organic muffin house in NYC. Figuratively, Colloquially, and most important LITERALLY!!!!
Fuck the Falcons. I could give a kitty.
Mike is a bonobo. Fuck him too.