STILETTO FIENDS UNITE!

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Editor’s note: The Ambassador kicks up her heels for this drop.

It’s finally winter break and I find myself presented with the opportunity to spend the next month reveling in the senseless pleasures of life once again. It’s about damn time too. One thing I plan to do in the next month is some shopping – and what’s better than treating yourself to some new kicks? Well, here at DP Dot Com I’ve noticed that there are quite a few shoe addicts. Being a woman and all, I think it’s embedded into my DNA that I give a shit about what I put onto my feet. And although I can appreciate a fresh pair of Nikes, I also have a need for another kind of shoe that doesn’t seem to get as much shine around here.

The stiletto.

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I don’t know why I have a soft spot for these things. I should probably hate them. Unless you get lucky, they’ll wreak havoc upon your feet and they suck for when you have to walk long distances. They would make a podiatrist cringe (and keep them in business at the same time, so go figure). Yet, I keep buying them. Perhaps women see stilettos as a weapon that’s always legal to carry – there’s no doubt you could cause some serious pain and blood loss if you used them right. A self defense mechanism you carry around on your feet, so to speak. I mean who needs pepper spray when you have a four inch spike heel walking around with you? Hell, I’ve drawn blood (accidentally) with a pair of shoes before.

Anyway, it seems to be the trend at DP Dot Com right now to let people catch a glimpse into your latest purchase or your most beloved pair of kicks, and I think it’s about time that the trend got a dose of estrogen. So I present you with a glimpse into my closet – nothing too amazing, I mean I’m still a broke ass college girl so you ain’t gonna find any Manolo Blahnik pumps, but I still make it work on a budget. And anyway, the price tag on a shoe doesn’t account for the sentimental value a shoe can have to a person. I mean your shoes go everywhere with you – where you walk, they have to follow. Which means that all of my shoes have their own stories.

pinstripe

I call these shoes my PAWG shoes. Why, you ask? Well, I caught Kelly Monaco wearing these kicks on an episode of ‘General Hospital’. It was even post-‘Dancing With the Stars’ wardrobe malfunction, when she was still semi-famous. Anyway, if they’re good enough for Kelly, they’re good enough for me. For the record though, I had them first.

black shoe

I saw these kicks on TV too, although I wish I hadn’t. Some random-ass trash talking type of broad on an episode of MTV’s *True Life* series was wearing them to hit up a club at the Jersey shore. Oh well, once again I had them first. I win. Except I lose, because nothing but bullshit ever happens to me when I wear these. Like having to push your broken down car in the rain.
So…let’s just say these kicks don’t see the light of day anymore.

red shoe

Nobody ever says anything about these shoes except “those are sexy”. I consider them classy-type sexy though, rather than clear heel, pole dancing, stripper-type sexy. The picture doesn’t do these justice. I almost bought them in gold, too, but you know…budget. Ouch. And that’s a double meaning “ouch”, too, because these really hurt like hell.

brown shoe

These are some of the tamer kicks I have – but we all need some of those. Basic, versatile shoes. I like the toe detail because it’s still unique yet simple. Despite the simplicity of these, they probably have the most twisted story of any shoes I own. To spare you the insane details, the first time I wore these I got indirectly told by a minister that I’m pretty much on my way to hell when I die. Uh oh. Don’t even ask me what brought that on, either, because to this day I’m not so sure.

ambassador The Ambassador says…
“What?!?!?!”

“I’m still a fucking lady!”


15 Responses to “STILETTO FIENDS UNITE!”

  1. Candice says:

    Yes!! A shoe post for the ladies. I too have a love affair with the stiletto. Worn with the right jeans or a pencil skirt? DEADLY.

  2. prynsex says:

    Thank you for that drop.

    If I’m not mistaken I have a couple of those posted in the pic. I do believe I have that very first pair in non other than silver and a pair in bronze.

    Then I have the very last pair in black. A classic black pump is the biz.

    But those PINSTRIPE JEAN JOINTS aka the “PAWG” shoes are all the haps!

    You get “two big toes, a couple of corns and a side of Dr. Scholls up” for this post!

  3. Gee says:

    Bring 5’11 I always avoided these like the plague, but I hold them in EXtremely high regard!

  4. Combat Jack says:

    ^ “Hell, I’ve drawn blood (accidentally) with a pair of shoes before.”

    That right there just turned me on. See, I happen to love stilettos too, especially when a pair, while being worn, are pointing to the ceiling in the midst of passion. Would love to see those PAWGS pointing skyward!!!

  5. DennLive says:

    My girl has those red joints in black and white with the red laces….sexy indeed. But like you said…she dont wear them much cause they hurt like hell…it’s aiight though cause i hope to keep her off her feet while wearing them….

  6. DennLive – you better warn ya girl cuz I’ve seen knockoffs of those on ebay, those never officially came in that color scheme. They made black joints that had a silver heel but black laces, as well as an all gold joint. To my knowledge, and I did quite a lot of searching for that shoe, they never did the tri-color type of scheme.

    But red black and white happens to be high on my list of color combinations anyways so all power to her. I’d still wear ’em.

    I swear, the picture does not do those shoes justice though.

  7. Belize says:

    Doesnt Weezy wear the red joints for hid daddy?

  8. keep the shoes on.

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  9. Lion XL says:

    What no clear heels in your collection, or does a brother have to put in work to get to see those? 😉

  10. Chris says:

    A drop about stilettos?

  11. Grand Master says:

    *e-dap*

    keep your kick game classy, ambassador

  12. LovelyOne says:

    Shoes!! If they are my addiction than you can call my ass Pookie. I’m a broke college student too, but when I was working I brought a new pair of shoes almost every week…I saw those red ones in electric blue but they were really uncomfortable so I had to pass. Now all I need for the winter is a knee high pair of brown boots..damn here I go agaiiiiiin

  13. Dennlive says:

    the ambassador – She got them at Bakers…not the best quality…but legit shoe store. Regardless still sexy as fuck…

  14. 水泵 says:

    Your blog is very beautiful!

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