GRAMPA, Give Up the Keys to the Tractor!

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These internets have asked the question for years. How long are we going to let the elderly drive around and cause fatal accidents? In Florida it isn’t just the hurricanes that will kill your azz, its the fossilized retirees driving pick up trucks.

The story from St.Petersburg, FL is how some 93year old codger ran some dude over and then drove three miles with homeboy lodged in his windshield. Because the old man suffers from dementia he won’t be charged with a crime, but enquiring minds want to know, “where the fuck was he going?”.

The news report doesn’t say whether he will get his license back, but it is Florida and life is pretty cheap in the Gulf region anyhoo.

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