Real talk is that ROGER CLEMENS, ANDY PETITTE and CHUCK KNOBLAUCH owe this nigger JIM LEYRITZ some money in his commmissary. Those fools were the shame of the Yankees until drunk ass LEYRITZ decided to merc’k a bitch with his Ford Expedition.
Okay, maybe JIM LEYRITZ didn’t wake up one morning and say, “I’m gonna kill the Jews today.”, but that is what he did when he got behind the wheel of an oversized sport utility vehicle after drinking himself silly.
While Senators and homo ass sportswriters act like steroids is the biggest problem facing professional sports the truth is that alcohol has been ruining athletes for the last fifty years or more. Human growth hormones and alcohol both shred your internal organs as if you were eating glass shards, but no one has been accused of vehicular manslaughter while hopped up on Creatine.
Yeah, there was that time CLEMENS tried to impale PIAZZA with a broken bat.
Being a Metropolitans fan, I enjoy a slight bit of satisfaction at the schadenfreude of the Yankees organization although I really found myself in hardball heaven watching TONY LaRUSSA’s arrest video. I guess LaRUSSA thought he had a DUI exemption since he manages the team that plays in Anheuser-Busch’s ballpark. No dice TONY, and St. Louis sucks ass again.
Who’s laughing now NELLY?
Nelly is the Tony Micelli of rap and Murphy Lee = Samanthurrrr.
extra double [ll] to Tony Micelli
I HATE DRUNK DRIVERS……………….THEY NEVER FUCKING DIE!
They will kill a Greyhound busload full of ppl on their way to a church revival/family reunion and live to stand in front of the judge with nothing more than two scatches on their forehead and bloody snot crusted in their left nostril and plead NOT GUILTY!
^ that is the truth. The alcohol protects them in some way.