As wealthy as BRITNEY SPEARS is her kids are gon’ be aiiiight.
Not that they may not end up having ish when they grow up, but if they have the half a brain their mother has they will leverage their issues into a made for television movie. In all honesty, the experience they gain from riding shotgun with their moms is more valuable to them than hanging around their talentless father. That dude only wants more allowance from the bank of BRITNEY. Raising her children? Not so much.
I wouldn’t mind being wrong though. Maybe KEVIN FEDERLINE is the best dad evar. Maybe he reads books to his kids daily and plays math games with them on Saturdays. If that is the kind of dad he really is then shut my mouth and call me cornbread, but I’m confident my name is DALLAS. If nothing else, the BRITNEY SPEARS-KEVIN FEDERLINE custody battle is an advertisement for the benefits of legalized abortion or possibly the neuturing of humans.
As bad as we might like to imagine that BRITNEY and KEVIN are as parents they end up looking like the family of the year when you compare them to this parent ‘hood…
A Texas mom left her six kids alone while she went to Africa to get married! WTF?!? This story makes KEVIN FEDERLINE damn near look like BILL COSBY.
whenever i dated crazy bitches i would just get “hey, you date some crazy bitches.” that movie idiocracy was some real shit.
that picture of k-fed is the closest i have ever seen a white boy come to actually looking black
Ha! You effin’ meatball. How does someone look Black?
I had a very strange day today
Peter Parker Vs. The Purple Man FOR REAL
check out the photos at something like a rapper…
AFRICA nigga!!! She went to AFRICA!!! Didn’t she know that white call the cops if you leave your kids to go to the corner store. White knock on your door and a kid answer they just hop on the phone. You know they got them people on speed dial. By the time you come back with a bag of chips you got news vans in your lawn and shit.
yeah man, white don’t play that shit.
i would have turned her sorry ass in too. you shouldnt even leave your kid in the car, let alone a roach infested house…. to go to mother-effin africa?!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I can’t leave my sons in the house alone to unpack the damn groceries out of the car and homie went to the Motherland????? WOW, just WOW.
I have a headache.
I don’t know whats worse…………………
Brittany and her shit.
The African Wedding Chaser
or this woman tying her baby to a bed:
http://www.nationnews.com/story/320277369941991.php