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I don’t know about the rest of you, but the Super Bowl makes me sad nowadays. Not because the games are fun to watch, but because there is such a finality to the football season. And now I will stuck watching the Knickerbockers until baseball season begins.

The big game is all set. The unstoppable machine that has been the New England Patriots versus the immovable force that has become the upstart wildcard New York Giants. Candice please sit down. I can’t bear to see another MANNING win a Super Bowl, but that just might happen. No matter how you slice and dice it the NFL stays winning.

How has the NFL managed to avoid the scrutiny of facing the public with players that are obviously loaded with human growth hormone and steroids? By having players commit far more niggardly criminal acts like throwing tens of thousands of dollars into the air and then shooting at people as they scramble for the money. And dogfighting.

Who cares who shot John at this point anyhoo. We have a pool to play in. Let’s see who’s on top this week…

New England
T. Brady – 207yds overall = 10pts, 2TD = 12pts / Total = 22pts
R. Moss – 32yds overall = 3pts / Total = 3pts
DEFENSE – 2INT = 2pts, 1SCK = 1pt / Total = 3pts

Green Bay
B. Favre – 236yds overall = 11pts, 2TD = 12pts / Total = 23pts
R. Grant – 26yds overall = 2pts / Total = 2pts
V. Morency – 9yds overall = 0pts / Total = 0pts
D. Driver – 141yds overall = 14pt, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 20pts
D. Lee – 35yds overall = 3pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 9pts
M. Crosby – 2XP = 2pts, 2FG = 6pts / Total = 8pts

San Diego
L. Tomlinson – 6yds overall = 0pts / Total = 0pts
C. Chambers – 90yds overall = 9pts / Total = 9pts
A. Gates – 17yds overall = 1pt / Total = 1pt

New York
B. Jacobs – 67yds overall = 6pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 12pts
P. Burress – 151yds overall = 15pts / Total = 15pts
L. Tynes – 3FG = 9pts, 2XP = 2pts / Total = 11pts
DEFENSE – 2INT = 2pts / Total = 2pts

Here’s a look at the scores of our poolers…

the ambassador – 123pts

QB – Tom Brady (Patriots) – 22(53)
RB – Vernand Morency (Packers) – 0
RB – Shaun Alexander (Seahawks) – 9(13)
WR – Micheal Spurlock (Buccaneers) – 0
WR – Antwaan Randle El (Redskins) – 15
TE – Matt Spaeth (Steelers) – 0
FLEX – Chris Chambers (Chargers – WR) – 9(33)
KICKER – Adam Vinatieri (Colts) – 6
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys – 3

Peter Divito – 173pts

QB BRADY – 22(53)
RB L TOMLINSON – 0(24)
RB B JACOBS – 12(40)
WR S HOLMES – 10
WR R. WAYNE – 13
TE MERCEDES LEWIS – 7(8)
FLEX C. PORTIS – 8
K CROSBY – 8(14)
DEF DALLAS – 3

Paul Ruppert – 139pts

QB – Peyton Manning (IND) – 37
RB – L. Tomlinson (SD) – 0(24)
RB – Clinton Portis (WAS) – 8
WR – Randy Moss (NE) – 1(2)
WR – Donald Driver (GNB) – 20(21)
TE – Heath Miller (PIT) – 14
FLEX- Nate Burleson (SEA) – 3(9)
K- Lawrence Tynes (NYG) – 11(20)
D/ST- Dallas – 3

KiNGrEX – 168pts

QB=TOM BRADY – 22(53)
RB=FRED TAYLOR – 4(15)
RB=EARNEST GRAHAM – 15
WR=DONALD DRIVER – 20(21)
WR=REGGIE WAYNE – 13
TE=ANTONIO GATES – 1(3)
FLEX=BRANDON JACOBS – 12(40)
K=NICK FOLK – 5
D/ST=WASHINGTON – 3

zillz – 112pts

peyton manning – 39
LT – 0(24)
maurice jones drew – 6(20)
donald driver – 20(21)
randy moss – 1(2)
folk – 5
bucs – 1

MrEin = 0pts

Casey – 122pts

QB Favre – 23(49)
RB Alexander – 9(13)
RB C Portis – 8
WR TO – 10
WR Randy Moss – 1(2)
TE Antonio Gates – 1(3)
Flex Addai – 11
K L. Tynes – 11(20)
D/ST Pittsburgh – 6

dubble up – 118pts

QB – T. Brady (Pats) – 22(53)
RB – N Davenport (Steelers) – 14
RB – J. Addai (Colts) – 11
WR – S. Bodiford (Packers) – 0
WR – J. Galloway (Tampa Bay) – 0
TE – M. Pollard (Seattle) – 0(2)
FLEX – L. Tomlinson (Chargers) = 0(24)
K – N. Folk (Cowboys) – 5
D/ST – Giants – 2(9)

Angry Citizen – 185pts

QB – Brady (NE) – 22(53)
RB – R. Grant (GB) – 2(40)
RB – S. Alexander (SEA) – 9(13)
WR – R. Wayne (IND) – 13
WR – T. Owens (DAL) – 10
TE – A. Gates (SD) – 1(3)
FLEX – B. Jacobs (NYG) – 12(40)
K – Scobee (Jags) – 7
D/ST – Steelers – 6

Jaislayer – 158pts

QB- Peyton Manning (COLTS) – 39
RB- Fred Taylor (JAGS) – 4(15)
RB- Brandon Jacobs (GIANTS) – 12(40)
WR- Randy Moss (PATS) – 1(2)
WR- Hines Ward (STEELERS) – 14
TE- Cris Cooley (REDSKINS) – 4
FLEX- L. Tomlinson (CHARGERS) – 0(24)
K- Josh Brown (SEAHAWKS) – 8(17)
D/ST- DALLAS – 3

iFux aka Etheraldinho aka Farouq Obama aka Kasual Kashmere aka Mickey Magnum aka Phil da Advil – 148pts

qb Peyton Manning – 39
rb Tomlinson – 0(24)
wr T Owens – 10
wr Randy Moss – 1(2)
Te Heath Miller – 14
Flex Brandon Jacobs – 12(40)
K Redskins Kicker (dont know his name) – 2
d Jaguars – 1(17)

BiggSipp – 137pts

QB – Peyton Manning (IND) – 39
RB – Fred Taylor (JAC) – 4(15)
RB – Marion Barber (DAL) – 19
WR – Plaxico Buress (NYG) – 15(19)
WR – Randy Moss (NE) – 1(2)
TE – Chris Cooley (WAS) – 4
FLEX – LaDanian Tomlinson (SD) – 0(24)
K – Mason Crosby (GB) – 8(14)
D/ ST – Tampa Bay – 1

N.O. 4 life – 132pts

qb – peyton manning (ind) – 39
rb – maurice jones drew (jac) – 6(25)
rb – ladanian tomlinson (sd) – 0(24)
wr – randy moss (ne) – 1(2)
wr – terrell owens (dal) – 10
te – donald lee (gb) – 9(10)
flex – shaun alexander (sea) – 9(13)
d/st – giants – 2(9)

p-city – 100pts

QB – Peyton Manning (Ind) – 39
RB – Ladanian Tomlinson (SD) – 0(24)
WR – Randy Moss (NE) – 1(2)
WR – Hines Ward (Pitt) – 13
Flex – Clinton Portis (Was) – 8
FLEX – Witten (Dal) – 8
D/ST – New England – 3(6)

the dallas – 158pts

QB – Tom Brady – 22(53)
RB – LT(omlinson) – 0(24)
RB – Fred Taylor – 4(15)
WR – Donald Driver – 20(21)
WR – Plaxico Burress – 15(19)
TE – Jason Witten – 8
FLEX- Joseph Addai – 11
K- Rob Bironas – 6
D/ST- Tampa Bay – 1

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