I’m surprised that so many people were shocked when B.E.T.’s founder and former bigwig BOB JOHNSON was trotted out to crack the whip upon BARACK OBAAMA’s back. Every jig on the internets who is supposed to be a few bars above the average spearchucker was amazed that BOB JOHNSON could get so slimey with his shit.
First of all, get a late pass and freshen up your intellect with a DP Dot Com drop on the nature of the cracker. The whip cracker wasn’t always a white. Sometimes the master used one of his Blacks to crack the whip on the back on upstart young buck. The response from the people was similar to the one that you all had when BOB JOHNSON opened his mouth. Jaws dropped and people just shook their heads without any further action from their bodies.
For over a year I kept this New York Times feature article on ROBERT JOHNSON in my apartment clutter. I often reread it and reflected on it to remind myself why I NEEDED to hate on B.E.T. so much. The article was peppered with quotes from JOHNSON that summed up his commitment to the African American community that he saw through his television network. JOHNSON didn’t assume the position as the H.N.I.C. to make Black Entertainment Television the broadcast arm of the NAACP.
There was a singular focus for B.E.T. and that was to make money. Period. Point blank. The news programming at B.E.T. was cut away because A1) Negroes were NOT watching it. Jigs (and quiet as it is not kept, voyeuristic white) were watching rumpshaker videos until them ho’s from Spelman had to fuck up game. BOB JOHNSON came into the game as a whipcracker and that is how he became a Black billionaire and the go-to nigga to keep motherfuckers in line.
BOB JOHNSON was used to get off a point that the CLINTON camp surely wanted to make without… inhaling. Yes, BARACK smoked woos, or whatever. Hell, it was the late 80’s. We were all dabbling in a little bit of the white girl (no MARY-KATE OLSEN). Cocaine is such a hardcore drug in the American pysche that trippy hippie LSD heads like the CLINTONS seem tame by comparison. Middle America knows meth, crack, not so much.
This is why a ROBERT JOHNSON is an almost invaluable operative to a CLINTON campaign showing signs of early desperation. Someone is going to have to pick up the slack of RON BROWN, not that BOB JOHNSON could ever hold a spoon to RON BROWN’s sachs. At the end of the day when push comes to shove we are still living in Amerikka and most people will just fall back on the fear that was programmed into them since childhood.
Word to Zwarte Piet.
Chuuurch!!!
Again I say unto you my brethren voting is for lames. If the candidates are chosen for you from an available stable of soulless hacks, panderers and miscreants and they have as much connection to our reality as Amy Winehouse has to her reality why do we keep believing in their bullshit? We are being had, hoodwinked, lied to, bamboozled, bullshitted and worse.
At least so far the devil incarnate R.G. (Guiliani, aka Mr Exploit 9-11) is falling like a frozen turd (a very indelicate metaphor but one that fits).
Voting gets the Bozack. Ernie Paniccioli
Bob Johnson gets the gas face! I can’t stand his shuckin’ and jivin’ and grinnin’ and kowtowing. He’s only in it for the money and anything that comes out of his mouth should have zero influence behind it given his track record.
I remember that article, too. I read it at a newstand a while back and couldn’t believe what an idiot he was/is.
One.
Bob Johnson is a massive shitbag. He was one of those Blacks that sold Aficans to the ships at Goree Island.
Bob Johnson opened up a contest in Charlotte to see what the local fans wanted their again new NBA expansion team would be called. Great names came in including what I thought was the best overall, The Charlotte Flight.
Bobby wiped his ass with those entries and said “the best name for this team is my name.” And so we have a perennial shit stain for the league in the Charlotte Bobcats.
This guy hates people so much he drafted Adam Morrison….THIRD!
Props to Eric Sermon for being the man who introduced most of us to “The Bozack”
Bob Johnson gets the Bozack.
Julieanne gets the Bozack
Jay Z and Denzel get the Bozack for American Gangster
G Dubbs gets the Bozack
Quarter water going up to .35 cents gets The Bozack
The war in Iraq gets the Bozack
99% of today’s rap and rappers get The Bozack
Rakim does not get The Bozack
Dallas Penn does not get the Bozack
Davey D does not get the Bozack
Hillary, Billary and HillBilly get a big fat black Bozack for playing the race card.
Organized religion gets the Bozack
BET gets The Bozack
Ernie P. doing 10 books in 10 weeks and entering the San Diego Black Film Festival to screen his film on 2/2/08 does not get The Bozack
Kool G Rap and Ghostface never get the Bozack.
Amy Winehouse needs some stiff Bozack to forget her junkie husband.
Fox News and Bill O Really? Get a double thick, rigid, turgid Bozack.
“No Country for Old Men” does not get The Bozack
Tribe Called Quest does not get The Bozack
Big Daddy Kane does not get the Bozack
Crunk would get The Bozack but would probably put 24″ rims on it and drink it with syrup.
And last but not least and hopefully he is forgotten Nelly gets The Bozack but KRS1 never gets the Bozack. Ernie Paniccioli
“Again I say unto you my brethren voting is for lames. If the candidates are chosen for you from an available stable of soulless hacks, panderers and miscreants and they have as much connection to our reality as Amy Winehouse has to her reality why do we keep believing in their bullshit?”
Ernie, I see your point, but i’d rather vote than end up with the likes of Bush Mengele or Guiliani (the devil incarnate).
Quote:
“You just like all the other biters…take a bite and leave the rest.”
Bob Johnson gets an official “Hoe Sit Down”. All you have to do to follow the exact path of his selling out is to track BET from it’s origins to it’s current state today.
Teen Summit, The Nightly News with Ed Gordon, etc…..gave way to shucking and jiving. As soon as the black population started to become outraged over the coonery…he sold out and jumped ship.
Bozack indeed.
Yo Dallas do you think Bob Johnson is behind the the BET effort to stop that infamous BOONDOCKS epsiode?
Oh yeah, UnCut was that crack. It really is too bad it got cancelled.
Unless and until (which will be NEVER) we have a voice over the CFR, Trilateral Comm. and the shady clones of Dick Cheney in the back rooms of power you can vote until your balls dry up like raisins and it ain’t gonna mean shit.
I just turned off CNN and WOLF o witz was named by Condeleeza Rice to be the head of some International Weapons group and he is both TriLateral and CFR and is known as the engineer of the invasion of Iraq. Him Kissinger and the like go on decade after decade and don’t give a fat fuck who gets elected, they are the unelected puppet masters. Ernie
new hi-larious slang term I read somewhere on the Wannabe Dictator Giuliani:
9iu11ani
RIP to the candidacy of Dennis Kucinich, who dropped out today.
I think even the harsh Panicciolli would accept Kucinich. Kucinich actually votes & leads in Congress, like he talked on the Campaign trail, including trying to impeach Cheney & Gee Dubbz.
H Clinton & Obama could learn something about that from Kucinich. How can you
1 claim top leadership skills out of all candidates
2 correctly say that Gee Dubbz is the WOAT President
3 be a current US Senator
4 be a BITCHMADE RETHUGLICAN-LITE in your ACTUAL VOTING AS A SENATOR.
Hey, H Clinton & Obama, some of the other Senators Dodd & Feingold are showing SOME REAL LEADERSHIP in trying to prevent retroactive immunity for telecom companies illegally spying on American citizens without warrants. Why don’t you go help them literally defend the Rule of Law?!
If you’re in the Senate now, & say Gee Dubbz is the WOAT, why don’t you DO SOMETHING when Dubbz BREAKS THE LAW!
Thom Hartmann, IMHO the MVP politics/current events talking head in America today, cited research that shows 93% of Americans vote on “their feelings, emotions, or other such factors”.
It seems I am 1 of the minority 7% that decide based of actual POLICIES & RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE.
This is why an ugly [||] midget like Kucinich got no traction, despite having superior polices & work experience than H Clinton, Obama, or Edwards.
*SMH* at the American voter.
Sports Center Update:
It seems that James Blake has lost his title of the Illest Light Skinted Brotha in Tennis TM, to Mohammad Ali v2.0, aka the Frenchman Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
http://www.tennis.com/news/news.aspx?id=116096
http://www.tennis.com/photogallery/photogallery.aspx?libid=117270
Tsonga is in the Australian Open final. Tsonga OVERPOWERED Nadal in the Semis. WTF, I can’t recall anyone ever overpowering Nadal. Tsonga also beat other good hard court players Gasquet, Murray, & Youzhny.
Tsonga is the truth. Tsonga just might be the future #1 once Federer starts getting too old. Watch out Nadal & Djokovic.
Fatboy and DP:
Here is the link:
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.6275/title.dx-exclusive-boondocks-vs-bet
Ernie,
What the fuck are you talking about? Every day you got a gotdamn conspiracy theory. Yes, there is an unseen hand, but what the fuck does that have to do with the very real and progressive action of people coming out of their houses and convening in a school or church to vote in a political primary?
The unseen hand would rather that people just stayed home since “their vote doesn’t count anyway”, but before motherfuckers can take to the streets they have to leave their homes don’t they? Let me find out that you are really an operative for the men behind the curtain. You are pretty old for an American Native. The government should have given your ass alcohol or smallpox by now unless you are working with them.
Fuck the bullshit. The New York primary is February 5th and as a registered Republican voter I will do everything in my power to insure that 9iu11ani does NOT win even his home state. I implore you all to do the same if for no other reason than to convene with your neighbors.
WHOA to this post…. you had me at the first line (nolo).
You’re exactly right. How the hell is the man that is responsible for B.E.T. coming at Obama? And what right does H.C. have to discredit his potential to come up by calling up Bob (for) Johnson(s)?
Politics makes me sick. But I have a strong stomach for such suckertash. If cats really want to set it on B.J. (nolo), it can happen. A billion dollars is a strong number, but it can’t rival the strength of a movement of even a thousand militant minds.
And I don’t need no check for this sheeiiit!!!
cosiggy.
he should be stoned for the simple fact that Free’s fine juiciness is in oblivion.
WHOA again…
I hit that NY Times link a minute ago during breakfast and found the following line seriously interesting, as it relates to BJ’s attack on Obama and the theory that the Clinton and Bush families are not so much enemies as we might think…
His private equity fund, for instance, is financed partly by the Washington-based Carlyle Group…
WOW. YIKES. YUCK.
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