The Association 2008: Celtics = The ‘C’ Word…

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As the Association celebrates their annual holiday for excessive jig madness also known as All-Star weekend, I take a closer glimpse at the team with the best record in the league and I realize that we may be seeing a first for professional sports.

This is the first time that a pro sports team has been captained by all homosexuals. Admittedly, none of the Celtics ‘Big 3’ [ll] is an openly ghey athlete, but for those of you that follow their exploits closely it becomes something of a NaSir song, “It Ain’t Hard To Tell”.

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KEVIN GARNETT
K.G. played the majority of his career under the purple moon of Minnesota where Prince was often seen at Timberwolves games. I’m not accusing Prince of being ghey, but his weedcarriers and wigbrushers definitely were. Do any of you remember the playoff series against Denver where K.G. inappropriately squeezed the “nuggets” of Denver’s FRANCISCO ELSON? After ELSON outed K.G. to the media DAVID STERN made ELSON disappear.

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PAUL PIERCE
P-Squared has an affinity for the same types of ladies that EDDIE MURPHY and Minister MASE seem to prefer. Chicks with sticks. I think this comes from living in Los Angeles. Several years ago PAUL PIERCE was stabbed up[ll] inside of a Boston area after-hours club. Everyone and their momma knows that after-hours clubs are for the trans-genders and teh gheys.

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RAY ALLEN
Sugar Ray?!? ‘Nuff said.

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5 Responses to “The Association 2008: Celtics = The ‘C’ Word…”

  1. Dart_Adams says:

    And to think, these cats are 41-9. I guess Eddie Curry needs to 69 Zach Randolph and maybe those cats might actually play better.

    I got the DVD you shot me, good lookin’ out. The Black Hero post will go up this week as well.

    Kevin, Paul and Ray are gonna ghey it up in N.O. this weekend…where are the Knicks at?

    One.

  2. the_dallas says:

    Kevin, Paul and Ray are gonna ghey it up in N.O. this weekend…where are the Knicks at?

    ^ shots definitely fired

  3. The Maven says:

    DP. you’re that dude, but I will not stand for you talking sideways about Jesus Shuttlesworth. Not having it. Nope.

  4. hottnikz says:

    LOL @ ELSON disappearing after his nuggets were squeezed by Kevin.

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