A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

dp

Rainy days get me down. I need to get some sleep. Between my daily grind that pays the bills and my other daily grind that lets me fly high I need to find the time to shut my eyes. I thought I would go straight home and fall back with some grub and a bottle of cough syrup.

I stopped at my local chinese food spot. Sonn that runs the shop is a cool chinese mafia underboss, or Hong Kong thug, or some shit. His left arm is all tatted with a dragon. These make a serious chicken wing. Sonn loves to gamble though. If I come through looking for the classic ghetto gourmet cuisine (wings + shrimp f.r.) sonn will quiz me on the evening round of NBA games.

Here was my advice…

  • Toronto wins but doesn’t cover(+20)
  • Orlando show the Wizards who has the magic(+8)
  • Orlando + Washington = -225
  • Memphis + Minnesota = -184
  • Phoenix Seattle = -209
  • Road Doggs

  • Atlanta
  • Memphis
  • Pistons
  • Rockets
  • Suns cover (+13)
  • Why are chinese cats some of the illest gamblers? These niggas will gamble for anything. And win. I’ll have a free dinner tomorrow night. Chinese grandmas get it in for Mah-Jongh.

    face

    I just sold a ten year old North Face catalog on eBay for $44 with shipping and handling included. I think I will eBay some more shit since my writing grizzly doesn’t pay me anymore. How much do you think a corporation should pay me for my writing services on a monthly basis? Be honest. You won’t be hurting my feelings. It’s not like those niggas were giving me paper to swag off out of control. I pay my cable bill and I invest the rest in building a virtual community with the people I meet on the internets.

    I feel like trying something different tonight. If you are on the webs and you fucks with AIM hit me up – the_dallas@dallaspenn.com. That is my AIM address. Holler back. Let’s get a live blog popping. i.C. stylee.

    i.C.

    9.01 EST
    *sits around alone*
    9.15 EST
    *still sits around alone*
    9.18 EST
    *RAFI is in the bldg*
    9.21 EST
    *LiSA checks in*
    9.33 EST
    *JamarDot online*
    9.41 EST
    *NickBerkowitz*

    12 Responses to “A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT”

    1. omegaSb says:

      u got anything for sale 30-50 dollar range?

    2. a-one says:

      $44? Wow. I need to get back on my ebay grind alas, I’d rather complain.

    3. AverageBro says:

      Damn DP, you got about 90% of them NBA picks wrong. Never bet against my Wizz. [||]

      Man, they are gonna lace your wings n rice with Xxxtra MSG next time.

    4. the_dallas says:

      ^ yeah Av Bro, I bombed out.

    5. I don’t get technology.

      But anyway.

      Stay up, Dallas! The economy is rough son.

    6. Grand Master says:

      ah shit homey, i didn’t see until too late. You can get at me at jasonglchu on aim.

    7. shangshine says:

      yes, life is a little boring. maybe we can go intimatemingle.com which is dating site for interracial singles.

    8. Dj RaYz says:

      Aww snap son! I just logged in aim at 2:18am West Coast time (5am…East). You gonna be up early?

    9. nimisiskrash says:

      i got that same nf book, i need to get on e-bay to let some junk go.

    10. CB4 says:

      “Toronto wins but doesn’t cover(+20)”

      Pretty good call actually, but unfortunately:

      MIA 54 TOR 96

    11. lola gets says:

      If you wanna get some rest, why dont you try some more of that tea you like so much? After spending hours on the crapper, youll be tired as a mug!
      🙂
      lol

      L

    12. soyNacho says:

      Damn! 44 bucks for a catalogue! Ill

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