Some shoes are definitely designed to torture the wearer.
I always think of the ancient Chinese custom of foot-binding that royal courtesans were required to practice. That shit would make those chicks feet so fucked the fuck up they wouldn’t think twice about stepping off and getting another gig. No pimp slapping was needed.
The heels pictured above are in a manner, footbindings.
The Mondrian primary color Lego piece design is why I love them so much.
I copped a pair for my bottom girl.
These look like Voltron heels for retarded chicks. Let’s see the House of Diarrhea create a new wig out of scraps from B and Mama Knowles masterpieces. That would be a hot item for bag ladies everywhere.
Balenciaga lost his damn mind. They retail for well over 3G’s.
Hell, I can make those with some legos, velcro and rubber silly putty.
The pump itself makes it a certified “Fuck Me” Stiletto.
But seriously, $3K for them shits? No way in hell I’m throwing them Transformers lookin ass zapatos on my feet.
…not without 3 servings of grand marnier atleast.
Is that a “hem” in her jeans. I’d rock the blk and blk and white pair w/o reservation.
wow those shits are retarded
Those shoes are really ugly. I mean I’d wear em if I were a super hero with a tight red and yellow cat suit and could fly with some jet pack alongside Tony Stark. Other than that, these are striaght ugly.
Actually footbinding in China was practiced by every family that wanted to marry their daughter off well. A well-bound foot, small and shaped like the hoof of a female deer, was a highly-sought commodity and could ensure that a woman would marry a well-off man.
Sorry, I just got finished reading several books on the practice. Im going to do a post about the practice, cause I found some really great pics.
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Lola,
Don’t be sorry. Send us a link. Knowledge is power.
Yeah Dallas,
You and Eliot can buy them three thousand dollar (had to spell it out) freakzoids for your five thousand dollar an hour freaknik while you lay in a 2 thousand dollar a night hotel room drinking one thousand dollar a bottle Champagne ( Champale’s richer cousin) and smoking a ten dollar bag of Brooklyn ‘s Rastafarian Purple. And for a small fee you can hire my nutty ass to film the whole epp. Peace from sunny downtown Jersey City. Ernie
The men’s sneakers on Balenciaga’s page are bonkers.
http://www.balenciaga.com/#Id=/Collection/Men/Shoes
Last two pair. I shudder to imagine how much they cost…
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