Most Expensive Pr0n Tape. Evar!

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Some rich dude spent a grip on a 15 minute sex tape featuring MARILYN MONROE giving some non-descript dude brain.

The dude getting hit off was prah’lee preternatural douchebag RICK SOLOMON.

The buyer of the film spent $1.5million on the tape. What is that? $100K per minute. MARILYN must be giving some hellafied head.

I’ve got a copy of SuperHead’s pr0n film with Mr. Marcus and I didn’t pay a penny for that shit. I can’t say that I was all that impressed with her performance either. You would think that something magical happens when she puts her mouth on people’s crotches. Hence, the name SuperHead. She didn’t even lick Mr. Marcus’ booty. Which makes me wonder what act MARILYN is performing to warrant a $1.5 million dollar price tag?

Everyone knows MARILYN was a freak. Maybe she licks some booty? Maybe she licks Mr. Marcus’ booty?

11 Responses to “Most Expensive Pr0n Tape. Evar!”

  1. super pause on this cuz I dont really f with Pr0n that much, My mind is sick already. But I did watch Superhead do her thing on the tape you mentioned and I was thoroughly impressed. She looked like she missed her daily protein supplement the way she went after dudes meat.

  2. The teen accused of masterminding a videotaped “animalistic” attack against a fellow teenage classmate is out on bond, and she has celebrity talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw to thank for it, according to a bail bondsman.

    The bondsman told media gathered at a Polk County jail Friday that Dr. Phil posted Mercedes Nichols’ $30,000 bond.

    When Nichols was released from jail, a man arrived and idenfitied himself as a Dr. Phil producer and ordered local media to leave the area because the Dr. Phil Show had exclusive rights to the story, according to reporters on scene.

    The man refused to comment about why Dr. Phil would help someone accused of such a violent crime leave jail, and he would not confirm if Dr. Phil paid for her bond.

  3. Dan Love says:

    Read somewhere recently that as humans we do have a natural inclination to enjoy things that cost more even if it isn’t better quality, so even though it probably wasn’t worth a mill and a half, I’d still bet that was one hell of a wank (or 3 if dude moved fast enough during the 15 minutes).

    Let’s hope he rips it and puts it up on the web: that’s one hell of a way to deconstruct an American icon.

  4. Enigmatik says:

    look at dat monkey peekin’ out at the bottom of her bathin’ suit

  5. khal says:

    yeah double M could get the monster

  6. prynsex says:

    Mr. Marcus is the man! I seen him actually fall in love with a broad on set. They became boyfriend and girlfriend…………………then he asked her name.

    Big ups to Mister Marcus!

  7. T Reynolds says:

    They gave brain back in those days?

  8. Marvelous Mo says:

    Sperm has probably been apart of a freaks balanced breakfast/lunch/ dinner since the evolution of the Homo Erectus.

    But porn has been on scene since the late 1800s. I’m pretty sure some freakzoid was in victorian gear doing some 2 girl 1 cup shit in the woods somewhere.

  9. Amadeo says:

    Dude is quoted as saying he doesn’t want it to get out so her image can be safe. Ummmm…what image?

  10. Monroe is looking great in that pic.

    The white celebreheezo industry needs more women that look like Monroe or Jessica Biel, & less anorexic heezos like the Olson Twins or Kate Moss

  11. For that kind of dough, she better be blowing Malcolm X.

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