DP Drinks The Red Kool-Aid…

What the fuck was I doing at a Kool-Aid x Reebok collaboration launch party.
NYC Wednesday Obama bitches. You should already know.
I’m a little mad with Kool-Aid for compromising their brand with this collaboration. I don’t think any sneaker brand could really do Kool-Aid justice as consumer legacy equals. This is Kool-Aid we are talking about here. That shit has quenched the thirst of Americans since the Civil War. I don’t know. Maybe.
My point is that whenever you see some kid drinking a red liquid you automatically yell out “Kool-Aid”. Whether that shit is Flavor Ade, Sunny D or blood, it doesn’t really matter. Kool-Aid has the block on lock. I feel like they traded in their brand for a handful of wacksauce beans. Reebok has been busy making rapper knockoff sneakers. The S Dots were fake Gucci classics and the G-Unit shoes were bootlegg Rod Lavers.
Somebody at Kool-Aid should have done the knowledge. Who runs that shit anyhoo? If a sister isn’t running at least the R & D division the people at Kool-Aid should kill themselves. My moms made the first “vitamin water”. It was a skinny package of Kool-Aid with the last bit if sugar we had in the house. I didn’t give a fuck as long as it was red. I didn’t care what they were serving up at the Obama either. As long as it was alcohol. And it was. Dewars bitches.
The venue was a sneaker store across the street from Bryant Park. The same Bryant Park which hosts the tents for Mercedes-Benz fashion week. It was fashionable and sexy. A nice little precursor for the upcoming spring summer season. Take a look for yourselves…
The summertime is always mad energizing like a whiff of Tinkerbell’s stank to Peter Pan, and GOD bless the child that got its own.
After the fellas left the Kool-Aid party and motivated to the next Obama someone was rumored to have had a full container of Jamba Juice.
Jamba Juice will not make you fresher.
Jamba Juice will not give you street cred.
Jamba Juice is losing by more than fifty superdelegates.
Pinkberry > Jamba Juice
DP definitely drinks the red Kool-Aid, but never, ever, EVAR does he sip the Jamba Juice.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Dallas I admonish you for not hollering when you’re going to after work Obama’s right by my place of employ.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Man, you need an editor.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Was that Training Camp?
April 30th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Yeah, that joint was at Training Camp.
Man, I effed up the code for this drop.
Diesel, they having something there tomorrow nite. I was gonna do the Obama there(8pm) and then motivate to 34th to peep Iron Man. What’s good pimp-o-matic?
April 30th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I’m in. Neux Homeux.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:39 am
While this isn’t a sneaker fiends post… LOL you went to that? I wish I knew this was going down cause I woulda went.
Not that I like the collabo too much, but it is interesting. I sort of wish Kool Aid did its thing with a smaller sneaker company. i think that would have been cooler… like Vans, Pro Keds or maybe ALIFE
May 1st, 2008 at 7:12 am
lol lmao whatever other internets acronyms for laffin @ “moms made the first vitamin water”
May 1st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“whenever you see some kid drinking a red liquid you automatically yell out “Kool-Aid”. Whether that shit is Flavor Ade, Sunny D or blood, it doesn’t really matter.”
LMAO