Even Yankee Fans Suffer From ‘Roid Rage…

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If the ballfield in the Bronx was the “house that Ruth built” it has become the building that ROGERr CLEMENS demolished.

What kind of shit does this dude think he can get away with? At least BARRY ‘BobbleHead’ BONDS didn’t diddle a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD! That’s some ROBERT SYLVESTER hebephile bullshit. Why isn’t CLEMENS in cuffs right now?

There are all kinds of Black males sitting in Texas jails for crimes they did not commit and ROGERr CLEMENS is a baseball hero who fucks fifteen year old girls. I’m disgusted right now because this is someone with a problem and the authorities are busy putting WESLEY SNIPES in jail for several years. I am going to write my congressman.

Remember when CLEMENS was on Capitol Hill all haughty and full of hubris? At the same time he knew he had stepped out on his wife with a tender little piece of pooncake. What a bad, bad man this ROGERr CLEMENS turned out to be. He’s prA’li using his sons to scare up some action for him. ROGERr CLEMENS needs to go to jail for being a douchebag supreme.

In other bad news for the Bronx Bombers we have the story of a motorist using her car to kill a fan from Red Sox nation. She couldn’t take the taunts from Boston fans after people saw her Yankee bumper sticker. Sounds to me like a case of ‘roid rage.

I blame ROGERr CLEMENS.

7 Responses to “Even Yankee Fans Suffer From ‘Roid Rage…”

  1. Amadeo says:

    I enjoy how he apologized…but still didn’t do anything. He must be on something cause his lawyers had to know that was a bad move.

  2. LM says:

    More scandals are coming from the Rog… I can feel it.

  3. persuede says:

    the truth will out. ugh.

  4. Vee says:

    Some sports fans go far beyond the call of duty. That fan should do time.

    Clemens with a 15-year old. I wonder if he will be demonized incessantly by the media. Fortunately for him Reverend Wright is doing press conferences. I believe he will be pursued and prosecuted with the same zeal and fervor that the authorities are using to bring Eliot Spitzer to justice for transporting prostitutes across state lines. I may be wrong but we will see.

  5. 40 says:

    “How old is 15 really?” – Dave Chappelle.

  6. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    How much Fuckery can Congress indulge in before they throw up their hands and actually do some work like squeezing the A-Rabs/Chews/ and all of those who are charging $9.00 a gallon for Gasoline. Fuckery-Congressional Fuckery-Ernie

  7. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Running a newsstand must be hard on the feet, brain, mind, soul and spirit. Standing in a 2 x 2 space, no toilet, no movement, never knowing if some rapper wannabee, hood rat, crack head, meth head, broke, crazed nutter is going to put two in your dome for the price of a fix.
    And you can bet whoever they lease the space from is charging them like a trillion dollars a month and how do you stay on top of your inventory, order stuff, stock the shelves, keep sticky fingered kids and low lives from ripping you off night and day and how do you get out with your days earnings without getting merked?
    Urban FUCKERY. Would your ass want that job, I think not. Ernie

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