Why is this man smiling?
That dude is VITO FOSSELLA, underboss for the Republican party and a U.S. Representative from Staten Island. FOSSELLA was a rising star in Republican circles until his arrest two weeks ago. He was on his way to dip his tip in some out of wedlock hoobastank when the po-po pulled his ass over for running a red light. FOSSELLA was apparently drunker than a muv up in that suv.
What unravels is the story of how FOSSELLA has fathered a child with the woman he was driving home to and how she believed that he was divorced from his wife. Essentially, FOSSELLA was a bigamist, but not even a good one since his wives didn’t know each other. Republicans in the House of Reps are secretly plotting to oust FOSSELLA now these revelations have become public.
Seriously, who the fuck cares about his drunk driving and illegitimate children? I’m amazed at how wack it is to be Congressman. This nigger has to drive his OWN car! I know why the Republicans are shook too. They are worried that any lingering scandal will damage the re-election chances of some of their members this election season. Keep in mind there are more positions other than that of the president up for grabs this November.
Personally I feel like the Republicans that patrol New York state need to get swapped out. We finally put AL D’AMATO out to pasture, GIULIANI is on time out (one hopes indefinitely) and now the politricks prodigy VITO FOSSELLA is on his way out. PETER KING you are next nigger. My real question is why would anyone elect someone named veto?
laff @ him having to drive himself around.
laff 2ice @ him not having a drunk drivers license.
-thoro