Editor’s note: Sent via e-mail…
What up DP?
I hit on a girl in the Starbucks the other day. It was totally by accident but it was so cheeky and real I thought I’d share it with the fam. See you in NYC.
Peace,
MAX
It’s a beautifully perfect 75 degrees in the shade kind of day. I’m feeling good as I’m walking through Denver. The Boss, Diana Ross, is blaring from a passing car. I know it’s going to be a great day.
“I got the sweetest hangover / I don’t wanna get over / sweetest hangover…”
I step into the nearby Starbucks, you know, the bourgeois one, prepared for the ridiculous comments from the barista about my “cool earrings” or my “fly nail polish” when, the unthinkable happens.
In walks this sister. No I said this Sister. You know the type, low bun, earth toned in theme and hue, different color browns and tans, had my mind wrapped around lands of amber. Freckles sprinkled across her nose, door knockers on, just to show a little hood with the 9-5 steez.
See, she’s just like me, walking to the beat of our ancestor’s drum in every way, I watch her. The vibrations from her high heels reach the nape of my neck. She’s checking the juices; wheatgrass or honey? I slide up next to her and say, “Honey, makes everything sweeter…”
LMAO!
Uh Max,
How you doing?!?
Ayo…Shit like that happens more often than you think. Give a chick a hidden camera on her lapel and you’ll lose count B.
Max….you crossing over? What did I miss? LOL
Mmmmm Honey…
I may have to get into $4 coffee.
Whaaaat?
Great post an all, digging the prose, but hoping this isnt the moment when DP.Com jumps the shark, cuz this site just went in a whole ‘nother direction!!!.
though…
chick in the pic above would’a had me saying some ““Honey, makes everything sweeter…” ish at the local barista too!!!
I like Max’s point. Why is it that women can talk to each other without having to use the [ll] symbol?
Although if I told a strange man that honey makes shit sweeter that would def be a cause for alarm.
Men that aren’t related should never speak with one another in public about honey or any other dressings, spreads or condiments.
the_dallas Says:Although if I told a strange man that honey makes shit sweeter that would def be a cause for alarm.
Men that aren’t related should never speak with one another in public about honey or any other dressings, spreads or condiments.
lmao.