BLU CHEEZ’ HOODRAT PROM PICS…

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What is more fun than doing bad things with Latarian Milton?

Going to the annual Hoodrat Prom in Baltimore sponsored by the HBO series ‘The Wire’.

These fashions were inspired and designed by actual rappers and prostitutes.

Get your prom on nigga!

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I’m not shitting on these fools because they are tacky and prA’li poor. Okay, true story, I am shitting on these fools because they are tacky.

Rap music is making young Black males into faggots. When I say faggot I don’t mean homosexual either. That’s a whole ‘nother story.

I’m talking about faggot in the O.G. ‘hood sense when fools wear women’s clothing.

Those oversized sunglasses are making dudes look like straight up bitchmade Bridget Bardots.

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I don’t even want to go in on the chicks…

How fucking sick is it that the whole town came out to see this shit?

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What the fuck party people?

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A family that proms together commits crimes together.

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Sonn look like he should have Chinese slippers on.

Peep all the hoodrat rom pics in their full glory over at BLU CHEEZ.

Thanx to prynsex for the links…

21 Responses to “BLU CHEEZ’ HOODRAT PROM PICS…”

  1. they need to be whupped

  2. CeezDiem says:

    The look on that little girls face is priceless.

    She’s like: “Somethings right. I shouldnt be here. I shouldnt even exist yet”

    She’ll look down at her hand and start to see it fade away like Marty McFlys.

  3. CeezDiem says:

    somethings NOT right, i mean

  4. Candice says:

    A prom is supposed to be a “coming out” for young folks entering into adulthood. It has turned into a coming out of a different nature. You are right, instead of the young man wanting to look sharp in his first James Bond style tuxedo….they are rocking shiny satin, linen hoodies and rhinestones.

    The young ladies have no concept of sophistication or elegance. You can be the sexiest woman in the room without having all of your shyt on display in an ill-fitting dress. *sigh*

    On a positive note, the homemade gowns get and A+ for creativity cause they all look like some picasso/dali type mess for real.

  5. Amadeo says:

    Hey!!! My City…isn’t…I can’t even attempt to defend it.

    I see it all the time and just be like, “Damn…for real?!?!” I want to hire a squad of Grandmother to drive around correcting and chastising people (and giving food to people with sense)…and a squad of their ex-con grandsons to back them up.

  6. Gee says:

    First why we bringing kids? What highschool girl brings her child? Secondly, I am glad I pledged DST cause that pink and green is so over done…:)

  7. Vee says:

    Honestly I love these photos throughout the web.

    Some times you gotta praise these young folks for their bold sense of fashion and use of colors. They tend to intrepret styles from popular culture and the not-so popular illicit culture and define it in their own terms.

    I could come up with a more sarcastic description but in the end to each his own. They appear happy, so I’m not going to judge them. If crotch-huggin jeans are in, why not? It’s just not for me. You just reminded me why I choose to dress as plain and dull as possible from time to time.

    Thanks for the laughs!

  8. Combat Jack says:

    wtf?!? ’90’s babies just lost!!!!

  9. prynsex says:

    Words can not express the anger and disappointment I feel.

  10. Sandman says:

    Lofl!This is bonkers,maybe the atmosphere of these proms could be loosened to the point of casual/chic,but they taking the “chic” to a whole new level…

  11. nimisiskrash says:

    lmao!!!!! wow!!

  12. Tiffany says:

    WOW!!!

    I’m with you P, the 90s babies definitely stay losing. Why would you even think that it was okay to dress up a baby and bring her to the prom?

    I’m actually saddened by these pics. I’m sure they are only doing what they know. Let’s hope that there’s something beyond this special day for these kids. We gotta do betta’ ya’ll.

    D, thanks for the package!!!!! GBOAT!

  13. eskay says:

    hot mess

  14. This is the greatest and worst shit ever, at the same time. Don’t tell white people about this; we’ll never recover.

  15. Yo, I could have sworn that the baby’s father (certainly not the husband) in the “Prom Family” picture wasn’t wearing a shirt, and was just rocking the pink ribbons around his nipples and belly button [NL].

    Maybe it’s the mid-Grady speaking to me, but I just spent about 2 minutes laughing, because I thought dude had the triple nipple. That shit is in a straight line, and even though it’s a vest, it looks like three dirty ass navels.

  16. The little girl is saying, “Please say the baby.”

  17. Johnny says:

    Yeah, let’s laugh at people through message boards. It’s really becoming.

  18. 40 says:

    ^acting butthurt and critiquing those laughing is even more becoming.

    *sigh*

  19. Tiffany says:

    Off topic.

    Not sure if you all heard about this latest and greatest embarassment for our city last week…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcVAlFku54s

    He beat up a bus driver because he mistakenly took him for another bus driver who refuse to let him on the bus with an expired transfer. Again, he beat up the wrong bus driver. In jail right now. **SMH**

  20. ChingDiva says:

    I was wondering where this was located. Where are their 80’s baby parents? Probably at the after party wearing a matching outfit.

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