Before you go and act all mortified just know that I know that you know what it’s like to get that thing in your hand that was previously in your nose annoying you. It tried to escape your grasp, but you would not be denied either.
Whose will was greater?
Whose sense of purpose would prevail?
Call this drop a photoblog, a phlog if you will, that exalts in the success I had while ‘going all in’.
Upon inspection, there was a nice consistency with a slightly meaty end.
The extraction process felt somewhat like I might end up pulling my eye through my nostril. Luckily this did not occur, but that should describe to you my steely determination.
Peep the nose hair that sacrificed himself in the struggle.
*Speechless*
Next drop: “DP curls one down out of his mucky eye”
Yo fam. I’m trying to eat this 3 wings & rice over here
That is snot the move.
That’s gross! Damn it! I just ate barbecue!
Damn, I just barfed all over my keyboard at work.
Anyways! Looks like A. It was a windy day. B. You drank one of those Mcdonalds Sweet teas. C. You had some baklava.
son.
that’s intrepid.
you ever get those “sleeves” of snot, “booger sleeves” if you will…
it’s like a cylinder of formed mucus…
or those extra-long ones that trail way in the back of your nasal cavity
and I just noticed you dug that one out with your god damn middle finger. lol
this is almost as bad as lil wayne’s music
I will not let you ruin today’s food glory.
son, thats some hardbody phlog’n
DP goes in on every drop….
you are a bold man
You never cease to amaze. I’m scarred.
Man, I got a “flu lugi” saved in a napkin you’d totally dig!
Let me know…
😉
oh. my. goodness.
I have no idea why this is so disturbing. I mean shit, we all have boogers.
But.
Wow.
Maybe it’s the nose hair.
The fuck?
this is the blog equivalent of mims saying “I can’t make a mill’ saying nothing on the track” that said your not a one hit wonder so “here’s another hit barry bonds” see Ye tudda.
that’s one hardbody strand of hair. nigga went down for the cause.
Add a lil blood to the mix, lay it out on some tissue and you got yourself a “booger pizza”.
Prynsex,
I had a chunky blood booger a few weeks back. It really made me happy to look at it. I played around with it rolling it up then unfurling it across my desk.
I was so zoned out I didn’t even realize my co-worker was standing beside me. He wasn’t totally disgusted either which lead me to believe he was happy for me and my blood booger toy.
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