There must be some angel dust in the tap water in Philly.
It’s not just that the Philadelphia Eagles have fired their best playmaker, TERRELL OWENS, but they are in danger of not even making the NFL playoffs too.
And to add a fire to the flame (pun intended), the Philadelphis Phillies relief pitcher URGETH URBINA was arrested in his hometown of Caracas for allegedly attempting to kill some people with machetes and gasoline.
Note to Self: Cancel dinner plans at the Venezuelan churrascaria pronto.