Hipster Rap Hot Tracks…

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What is hotter right now than hipster rap music?

The Cool Kids, the Knux, Kid Sister and KanYe West have everyone wearing keffiehs and drinking iced cafe lattes. What’s more is that they have removed the focus of rap lyrics away from the themes of streetlife and drug sales depravity.

Unfortunately, the theme of debt has now replaced the depravity. Be careful what you wish for Hip-Hop, because you just might get it. Socially, we couldn’t afford to continue listening to nihilistic rap any longer, and now I listen to narcissistic rap about shit that I can’t afford. Y’all folks certainly don’t want to see my ass in any skinny jeans either. Anything I dropped on the floor would have to stay there or else I would have asscrack in everybody’s eyesockets.

You don’t ever have to worry about me wearing skinny jeans but I love my new wave 1980’s Euro pop music even more than Mr. West does. Am I in danger of becoming a hipster rap fan? If loving music from the 1980’s means that I am a hipster then call me your blipster. Synthesizer technology was complete by 1981 and as I sat in my parent’s basement with my Casio VL keyboard and my Commodore 64 computer I dreamed of being a robot one day. So don’t knock hipster rap music because it will one day lead to robotic rap music which is the harbinger of the rapture.

Check it… I just wanted to play a few songs for you, and its 4am, and I am drunk. Just listen to these tracks sampled from one of the great 1980’s new wave synth jams.


‘Cars’ – Kool G Rap


‘Cars’ – Kirb & Chris


‘Cars’ – GARY NUMAN

* BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *

NaS raids KanYe West’s closet[ll] for his Complex mag photoshoot…

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13 Responses to “Hipster Rap Hot Tracks…”

  1. Aunt Jackie says:

    isn’t it kinda ghey to wear another man’s clothes? figuratively or literally?

    i’m just saying

  2. Grand Master says:

    I saw that complex interview and first thought, real talk, was a big SMH… literally, i sat at my computer shaking my head over little homey just Trying Too Hard.

  3. Eloheemstar says:

    ?

  4. kEEPiTtHORO says:

    yo, anyone else feel like sendin Nasir some hatemail for that spread?
    lookin mad homo, b.
    and after all this nigger controversy, i was expectin a carharrt jacket and some scuffed butter’s.

  5. What about ‘Trucks’ from the Dilla solo album?!

  6. the_dallas says:

    Dilla is the driver of funky hipster rap spaceship 18 wheeler. Complete with trucker hat.

    Do you have a clean copy of that track. All I have is a shitty webrip off the Gilles Peterson show.

  7. Dan Love says:

    Oh dear. Not a good look.

    Those Air Revolution Highs in the 3rd picture are nice though.

  8. FaTBoY says:

    If his album is banging, Ill overlook this homo photo shoot.

    You know, kinda like how errbody overlooks the fact that Weezy be kissing Baby.

  9. ChingDiva says:

    I thought that was Lupe Fiasco on the first pic. But then, this is the man that married Kelis.

  10. khal says:

    i hate tight pants.

  11. 911 says:

    WHAT THE FUCK?

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