Don’t H8: STARKEISHA BROWN…

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Get your H8 up party people!

The missus and I found ourselves at our close friends’ crib(P-City and wife) for a rooftop BBQ when P-City notified me that he encountered a news story with a protagonist named ‘Starrkeysha’. I laughed out loud since Starrkeysha is the name I had given to Hurricane Katrina because I felt like it would be only Black folks that suffered from her wrath (sadly, I was all too correct). It turns out that this Starrkeysha was an even more evil bitch than that hurricane that kicked New Orleans’ arse.

Pictured above are STARKEISHA BROWN and her 19yr old girlfriend KRYSTAL MATTHEWS. STARKEISHA had a five year old son. STARKEISHA and KRYSTAL used to torture that boy on some shit that would make the paramilitary mercenaries in Iraq wince. The pair starved the child and even burned him on the stovetop. As if that wasn’t fucked the fuck up enough, they allegedly put out cigarettes on the boy’s genitals. None of this killed shorty however.

Child Services officials on a tip from a ghetto snitch (possibly Cam’Ron?) requested that STARKEISHA bring her child into their offices for evaluation. What STARKEISHA did was to abandon her son with a homeless man and bring in two children from a friend of hers. When the officials at Child Services realized the children with STARKEISHA weren’t her own Mrs.BROWN and Mrs. MATTHEWS bolted from the office. The pair was apprehended later along with a third woman.

LaTONYA LANIQUA JONES has also been charged with assaulting the child. She was the babysitter. The pattern here I am highlighting is that nothing good is ever going to come from someone named Starkeisha.

Is all I’m saying.

9 Responses to “Don’t H8: STARKEISHA BROWN…”

  1. damn jones
    thats foul

  2. Aunt Jackie says:

    this story sickened me to no end, the boy was malnourished and abused beyond belief by his own damn mother…

    i swear for God it made my stomach churn!

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  4. modi says:

    too many damn names.

    but yo. i don’t believe that story. cigarettes being put out on genitals? you have to be going extra hard to do that shit.

    starkeisha. let’s get it.

  5. h8torade says:

    I’d hit it…

    with a 2×4.

  6. Aunt Jackie says:

    some of the most powerful and influential black women have “urban” names…

    Oprah
    Condileeza
    Beyonce’
    Tyra

    Starletta (Jones)

    Starkeisha has gone and messed it up for all the other sisters with names from the hood!

  7. Candice says:

    This shyt sickens me. For anyone to do that to their own kid? There is no penalty severe enough.

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