Stop playing!
Everyone here knows that Men’s Health magazine is even gheyer than Black Inches.
Pause to me even knowing the name of that magazine.
I once had a subscription to Men’s Health, but after I received my first issue I threw that shit in the garbage more determined to remain fat and subsequently hetero normal. There’s way too many nekkid men pictures in that mag. At some point you have to realize that the publisher is about to have you turn the page to see some dude whacking himself, or worse, his “spotter”. I don’t even look at dicks when I am enjoying my pr0n. Why the hell should I look at them when I am reading a magazine to find out which vegetables are high in potassium?
I’m pretty sure LL realized that his audience is now mostly men. All the chicks that came up when he was making hits like ‘I Need Love’ and ‘Around The Way Girl’ have all been married off. Chances are that any women still listening to commercial rap now are most likely dykey lesbians anyhoo. Who else would enjoy listening to the tales of women being humiliated? I don’t know, but I do know that LL is on the cover of a homo mag.
Aww ish, they even made a web video for this shit.
I don’t just say this because I am obese and poorly groomed either. LL could have made this same pose on the cover of Jet and I wouldn’t have said a damn thing. Ebony too. As a matter of fact, isn’t Ebony running a feature this month on the 25 coolest niggas Black men of all time? Don’t tell me LL didn’t make the cut? For crissakes, this nigga’s name IS cool!?!
This is some shit I would have expected that fruitsach WILL SMITH to try and get off. That fag even stars in a movie called ‘Handcock’. [ll] to the fact that I saw that movie this past weekend. Both of these dudes are definetly flambé though. Lightskinned dudes with no mustaches is supremely suspect. Steer clear of that shit if you can. There should be pictures somewhere of these dicks wearing wigs and with heels on. Those are the games that Hollywood plays. That is why I will stay fat and subsequently broke.
Yeah anyhoo, that is a way ghey magazine cover.
Is all I’m saying.
Mag cover swag jacked from BOSSIP.COM
Video link heisted from NAHRIGHT.COM
True Story I don’t know if he bathes in fresh black market placentas pilfered from third world countries but word to everything I love he looks younger now than he did 15 years ago.
yo pause on the name, but how’d you feel about hancock? Joint looked proper when i saw the trailers.
That’s actually Men’s Fitness, which is even gheyer than Men’s Health. The Dolce belt buckle is icing on the cock. I mean cake. [ll] x 2
And Hancock got bashed [ll] by the critics…
“I don’t even look at dicks when I am enjoying my pr0n.”
Me neither; everyone says I’m loco when I point how garden variety porn is wild homo, but what else do you call whacking it to images of some guy’s balls and ass [ll]?
I only fuck with that girl on girl shit.
I know I speak for the ladies when I say “DAMN!”
Hancock started off really good, for the first hour or so, then started to disappoint. The movie was too short also. But still decent.
Candice. Yes you do…yes you do…DAYUM, indeed, and, I ain’t even mad. I love how the men in the comment section are changing the subject! I’ve NEVER, and I mean NEVER, been mad at sexy and sexy he is. I would pretty much CLIMB LL.
PS- I’d be interested in conducting a research project about pussy eating in porn. I mean, exactly WHEN (not that I’m complaining) did eating from the garden become a staple in the American Porn industry? That’s intellectual right? Right?
Maxine…..High five homie. LL looks just like he did in the Rock the Bells era. I ain’t mad at that….nose job or not. I give props when it’s due.
LL and Stacey Dash…..one can only hate.
light skinned dude – mustache = suspect?
dark/brown skinned dude – mustache= ?
Why does his neck look weird…like they photoshopped him on there?
(Sidenote: Some light-skinned dudes can’t grow mustaches, i.e. ME!)
I second with Candice…
I would carry LL’s weed.
I am in my early 20s and obsessed with this fine, sexy man. I love me some him. I HAVE ALL MY LIFE!!!
I’m dead @ this. The video just got worse and worse with each frame. Why the eff was he licking his lips like that for the camera? Men read this magazine, not women. Men. Just men.
Van-Damme.
Yo, at the Essence Fest last weekend, LL was on like six big screens in the Superdome. The kept one on close-up the whole show, and I’ll be damned if this dude didn’t look like he was trying to lick the skin off of his face from the nose down. Every… 15… seconds… That shit was violent looking and overly aggressive. I was uncomfortable.