The iNternets Celebrities Are The Future…

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The i.C.’s are the future party people, and the future is now.

Okay the future was then, but you missed it. Here comes the future again right now.

Damn, there it went.

You have to be on time if you want to be part of the future. In the following movie Rafi and I will travel to the future in order to de-segregate breakfast and lunch. Can’t we all sit together at the table of low nutritional value fastfood brotherhood? Hells Chea! But that requires that you get to McDonald’s by 10:55am. Right before the menu board is irrevocably switched from breakfast to lunch. Order your breakfast as you would like it. While you stand at the counter in the moments that will be required for your order to be completed, let’s call that the time-space continuum, place your lunch order.

You have just traveled to the future. It is a place where eggs come together with premium LUNCH chicken meat as well as Swiss cheese, Canadian bacon, French fries and a marvel of American engineering… Syrup-injected bread. This my friends is how you travel on an international spaceship. Don’t forget to add the premium honey mustard sauce to keep all the parts well lubricated and don’t you dare let anyone ever tell you how to eat your food.

You are from the future…

19 Responses to “The iNternets Celebrities Are The Future…”

  1. Enigmatik says:

    The future is clogging my arteries…but it tastes so damn good.

  2. Ew DP. You did NOT just eat that shit. And by ‘shit’ I do mean the sandwich, not the fucking foliage.

    Kidding.
    But I’d put 10 devaluing dollars on it that you didn’t swallow that greenery. Wimp! lol.

  3. the_dallas says:

    Ambassador,
    That green shit made me sick

  4. Gee Star! says:

    Man that shit sounds expensive. That’s why i keep the ghetto big mac
    on my menu.

    On the real man, i done it.

  5. the_dallas says:

    If someone told you that you could go for a ride on the space shuttle for only a dollar would you fucks with that? Hells no! Traveling thru time and space ain’t cheap. Why you think NASA has a billion dollar budget?

    That’s peace that you made a GBM though. On the real.

    100.

  6. a-one says:

    Brother J says yuck! Everytime I think it’s an ok idea to go to McD’s I quickly remember why I stay away from the place.

    Hardeez started selling chicken in the AM. Chicken biscuit & chicken something or other. I don’t know because I’m not waking up to find out.

  7. I’m considering wavering on my SMB (Sober McDonald’s Ban) to try that chicken on a biscuit sandwich Mickey D’s is promoting. Just haven’t been near one so I could pull the trigger.

  8. 40 says:

    Another IC banger… With quality like this I will totally make another donation, especially because Barry-O is on donation hold for name dropping Lil Wang in a speech. This clip reminds me of when I worked at Mickey Dees as a youngin. One Sunday when I was working this family literally kicked it there so long while eating breffiss they wound up getting lunch there also. To this day one of the oddest McD’s moments ever.

    Lookie here… Chicken for breffiss is that piff. One of the great things I’ll miss living in the south was the proliferation of places where you can get that AM yardbird. Whether its Chik-Fil-A’s chicken biscuits (Which my good Yankee comrades McD’s Jermaine Dupri’ed theirs from) or Bojangles joints, I learned that chicken ain’t just for post noon consumption.

  9. the_dallas says:

    McDonald’s got so much paper they gave Moses a motherfucking Pell grant. These niggas got enough cake to do the R & D to make a big mac pill so i could get my 9am fix right before I get to the construction site.

    And sometimes I want an egg mcmuffin for desert. WTF?

    Eff McDonald’s in the egg.

  10. LM says:

    Encyclopedia,

    Do that chicken-and-biscuit deal, 2 for $3. Not bad at all.

  11. 40 says:

    McDonalds breffiss sammich, a 40, and BBQ Bon-Ton chips = 40’s Breffiss of Champions.

    (and will create enough offensive breath to keep ’em off ya!)

  12. the ambassador says:

    The McD’s chicken biscuit ain’t bad. But don’t bother with that Southern Style Chicken Sandwich. The lunch joint. It took severe effort for me to eat that joint, and I didn’t even pay anything for it.

    And word to the street, I’ll eat damn near anything if it’s free. Even if I’m allergic to it. Just because it’s free, and I can’t say no to free shit. I need help.

  13. ADB says:

    That was worth every penny of my donation – it’s like you guys leaked Ronald McDonalds Black Album.

  14. Marvelous Mo says:

    i loved this D… Not a fan of Mc Donalds like that, though. as a 5′ 8″ chick under 140 lbs who can easily devour a sack of 10 at White Castles all by her lonely, i might be the bastard to give this a try…. not too sure about that honey mustard sauce though…

  15. @LM: 2/$3??? That may have been the deciding factor. I may have to pull the trigger on that one. It’s really about the biscuit/chicken combo and that sweet 2fer deal. Good lookin.

  16. bottomlesspedro says:

    I feel like Navin R. Johnson after seeing my name up there. “I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now…”

    Mickey D’s will be one of the main reasons my heart is going to palpitate and burst but I loves their sausage mcmuffin w/egg! And they serve breakfast until 11 over there??? Damn, they stop servin it at 10:30 in my part of Cali. I cosign on the whole video, my stomach should not be denied 3 hashbrowns due to the boundaries of time. They need to take a cue from Yack In The Box, that where I go when I want breakfast at 9:42pm, breakfast all day. Chea!

  17. Amadeo says:

    Breakfast all day kicks ass. The only thing better is free Starbucks…and drinking it while I mug on homo-thugs with skinny jeans.

  18. Dart_Adams says:

    We’re through the looking glass, people!

    Mixing breakfast and lunch? Genius! I do that on the daily.

    One.

  19. ADB says:

    Spotlight video on front page of YouTube guys – dope!!

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