You know that we have pretty much left the Earth in some fucked the fuck up condition when NASA starts going in hard to get motherfuckers off the planet. Mars, the moon, fuck it, anywhere but here. There’s only one little problem with prolonged space travel…
Number one.
Yep, numero uno in grade school parlance, or you could call it urine like most grown ups do. Pissing in space is a problem because the pee water contains all kinds of particulates that accumulate inside of the waste containment system. The acidity of urine is also highly corrosive. To test the waste systems of a new capsule being prepared for lunar travel NASA’s contractors are looking for a veritable shitload of piss.
If ever there was an assignment tailor-made for the iNternets Celebrities, this would be it.
the fuck! is that schlong squirting out apple juice? why the hell does the urine look so damn dark!
gross! it’s suppose to be near clear!
D im sure between you and rafi buying quarter warters at the bodega, your frequent visits to Obamas, and you peeing at phoneboots in the middle of the day… NASA is a SUCKA if they don’t atleast consider you and rafi for providing gallons of piss at a time.
Dude, that urine above is mos def not healthy. Whoever that is, they needs to take a break from the liquors, beers, sodas and sugary bright colored softdranks and seriously should start loading up on no less than 1/2 a gallon of water on the daily and REGULARLY! Ain’t claiming to be no health nut nigga, but yo, as Mo stated above, yer shit should be near clear (without the aid of coffee and alcohol)! Fer realz, that liver is taking a major POUNDING, and I just went to one’a my niggas’ funerals last nite. Did not like the mood one bit & ain’t tryna attend more in the near future. Remember, Combat Jack stay promoting a healthy lifestyle for the mind, body and spirit!
I hate the taste of water too, but I was on the verge of being mad unhealthy a few years back. Had to get my sexy back!
CJ,
Water is the shit! Especially on these hot ass Are-We-Living-In-The -Congo type temperatures, get you a big ass bottle of ice cold water!
Icies are the shit too, but water on day like today will do the job.
It’s over for coffee. Liquor, I’m not ready to forfeit. I still need patron and pineapples to survive this life.
Damn Mo I’m the opposite. I’m cool on the liquor, but I NEED my coffee. If I don’t, I get headaches.
But yo that piss is mad suspect.
Co-sign…..that ish looks like straight Apple Cider vinegar. Get thee some water STAT.
And I agree, the coffee keeps me sane. I have two boys under 6….I need the caffeine in my life.
get checked out quick…pissin’ out gasoline ain’t a good look
aint nobody piss supposed to be that dark.