It was all fun and games on Monday when the word came down that FITTY’s flick was outpaced by ‘Chicken Little’. Nevermind the fact that C.L. was in twice as many theatres.
Truth of the matter is FITTY’s movie will be one of the most requested on NetFlix because there is a shitload of people who would like to see the movie… WITHOUT DYING! They want to sit in their living rooms eating microwave popcorn and they want to be scared shitless by the fictionalized life story of this modern day boogeyman. “Scaring people is my job“, says FITTY. Without any doubt he has made it a career, but where do you go from here Mr.CENT? Now that you have climbed to the top of the Hip-Hop mountain where will you find your next challenge?
Industry insiders tell me that FITTY has such a strong desire to become an actor that he demanded his name should be billed as CURTIS ’50CENT’ JACKSON so that he can make a smooth transition over to Hollywood similiar to WILL SMITH. FITTY remarked that JAMES TODD SMITH would have to be called LL COOL J for the rest of his life because of his role in the movie ‘Wildcats’. Which by the way was filmed twenty years ago (1986).
I predict that FITTY will play another tough guy role in the remake of ‘West Side Story’. I can just see him, LLOYD BANKS and YOUNG BUCK singing and dancing through the streets.
LOL. Arched eyebrows, tight-ass sleeveless shirt, thumbs tucked in pants
(I’m sure the pants are tight also), butt slightly sticking out.
DEFINITELY NOT GANSTA!!! He looks like he’ll fit in more with the
Village People than Jamaica, Queens at this point.
-Jizelle
Hilarious.. The whole site induces laughter! Ha!
-Annette
DEFINITELY A POSTER EVERY GANSTER GAY MAN WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HANGING ON HIS CELL WALL! DAMN DELICIOUS.
WELL MAYBE HE’S TRYIN’ TO WHEN OVER GAY AMERICA TOO. I MEAN THERE ARE GAY RAPPERS OUT THERE, FITTY JUST THE ONE WHOSE GONNA SNITCH AND BRING IT TO LIGHT. I MEAN THAT IS HIS STYLE AIN’T IT.
…oooooooooooo no
The weaker outlook prompted the Fed to take further measures to boost the recovery Wednesday, extending Operation Twist by $267 billion.That program swaps short-term bonds for ones with longer durations, thereby pushing interest rates lower on mortgages and business loans. The hope is that cheaper credit will reach consumers and business, who will then boost the economy by spending more.When th#&ree8217;s no f*cking jobs, cheaper credit is not relevant.