AverageBro = NOBITCHASSNESS…

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Editor’s note: AverageBro takes a look into the latest LCD (lowest common denominator) trend.

I don’t get out much, so I prA’li missed the memo on these NOBITCHASSNESS shirts. But in the past week alone I have seen these shirts worn by:

  • A preteen standing at the bus stop.
  • A mother walking her three kids in the park.
  • A dude congregating in the parking lot of my church. I’m not sure whether he went in or not. I’m kinda hoping he did.
  • I’m assuming this is Diddy’s new line of shirts, right? Seriously, are you telling me dude has gone from those silly, but sorta substantive VOTE OR DIE! shirts to this kinda drivel in just four years?

    Seriously, is this what’s hot on the streets right now? Where’s the sense of common decency? I’m assuming this shirt doesn’t proclaim your inner BITCHASSNESS, but rather your lack thereof. Still, what’s the sense in making a public announcement of such a gesture? Aren’t there more worthy topics to trumpet to the world? If you’re proud enough about something to wear it on a t-shirt, shouldn’t it actually be something worth being proud of?

    I’ve got some ideas of my own. Peep these designs!

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    Do better, Diddy. Or whatever you’re calling yourself this month. MLK is cryin’ inside.

    11 Responses to “AverageBro = NOBITCHASSNESS…”

    1. eskay says:

      ha, I saw a dude rocking one at the bar on Saturday.

    2. Enigmatik says:

      Everybody knows Sean Combs is a bitch regardless of what’s on the front of his stupid ass t-shirt.

    3. Big Homie says:

      People were clowning this guy rocking one at Rock the Bells yesterday. I should of took a pic, but was too high at the time.

    4. Marvelous Mo says:

      lol @ this drop!

      “i had nothing to do with pac getting killed. seriously” = the perfect shirt.

    5. Candice says:

      Best. Shirt. Eva? “I Claim All of My Kids”…LMAO!!!!

    6. modi says:

      LOLOL

      good god. shitted all over the man. and i don’t even know what bitchassness is but i know that making the band made it famous. so they must be some bitchassness having bammas.

    7. Simba says:

      Wait you failed to mention how it’s the South’s fault.

    8. mike says:

      Yo, you is funny as fuck Dallas, you got me cracking the fuck up right now, Diddy is such an asshole.

    9. the_dallas says:

      Thanks Mike, but this drop is from the Average Bro. Peep the links.

    10. Zilla Rocca says:

      Other t-shirt designs for Puff:

      “I Still Own the Lox Publishing”

      “Who’s Loon?”

      “I Lost J.Lo to a Back-Up Dancer. For Reals.”

    11. mister adam says:

      I saw a dude mowing his tiny little lawn wearing one of those shirts when I was walking to the store a while back.

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