AIN’T SHIT SWEET!

louuuuuu

If you asked two months ago who I wanted to emerge from the National League to enter the World Series I would have told you that the Cubs were my team.

Fuck the Mets!

Thir treatment of WILLIE RANDOLPH as players and an organization on the whole was wacksauce. They paid the price in the end too. I hope they trade everyone on that team that doesn’t know how to speak English, along with that nazi sympathizer VILHELM VAGNER (you think I didn’t know?!?).

The Cubs were a sentimental favorite of sorts. I like their uniforms colorways because they match a bunch of pairs of kicks I own. ALFONSO SORIANO is that dude. The Cubs play in Wrigley Field, one of the country’s oldest remaining stadiums along with Boston’s Fenway Park. While some professional sports teams are fleecing their cities’ economies for new ballparks at least the Cubs have remained loyal to their monument.

I also fucks with Sweet Lou [ll]. LOU PINELLA is a former Yankee and a Yankee killer. When LOU managed the Seattle Mariners they used to pwn the Yankees. I loved the chips on shoulders that LOU and KEN GRIFFEY Jr. used to bring to the game when they played against New York. So if you asked me two months ago who I was fucksing with in the National League I would have definitely told you the Cubs. That was before Mannywood came to L.A.

LOU PINELLA is in the unenviable position of trying to coach his club through the buzzsaw of the game’s current best and hottest slugger and the team that wins titles on some destiny shit. MANNY RAMIREZ has become their KIRK GIBSON redux. The Dodgers still don’t have the pitching to rightfully win the World Series, but the Cubs and Sweet Lou and the beautiful Wrigley Field are going to have to bow out this round to the greatness of destiny.

lou

4 Responses to “AIN’T SHIT SWEET!”

  1. big rils says:

    I hope you noticed that across town in Anaheim, the Red Sox have been taking care of business on the back of Jason Bay – who has hit two HUGE home runs in the series (compared to the two by Manny, which were both hit when the Dodgers already had a comfortable lead).

    Just saying …

  2. the_dallas says:

    Jason Bay couldn’t hold Manny’s jockstrap.

    Do we need to put something down on who will be the playoffs MVP?

    I’m already tuned in to MLB GameDay on the web. You should be too.

  3. thebigchicken says:

    Dont say fuck the mets. Dallas you know better.

  4. the_dallas says:

    ^ can you read the words coming out of my keyboard?

    F the Mets in the A.

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