DON’T H8: ALICIA LEE
There’s nothing like a mother’s love. Word to H8TORADE.
This story is so fucked the fuck up, and it comes from the folks at KnowGoodMusic…
Mom Sexually Assaulted 2-Year-Old Son, DA Says
What the peanut butter and jelly Mickey Mouse shit is going on with this bird ass chick?
There is a segment of Americana that is so fucking stupid and I can’t wrap my brain around it.
The infant has no contextual reference for the action other than the fact that his skin has all kinds of nerve endings that were stimulated. He’ll be fine in the short term, but maybe not when he turns into a teenager and realizes that his mother was separated from him because she was a dumb ass.
The baby’s daddy got wind of this chick’s stupidity and snitched on her to the local jakes. Cam’Ron wouldn’t have told though. Good thing the father didn’t chin check that broad since this is National Domestic Violence Awareness month. Thirty years ago the kid’s dad would have dealt with the knowledge of this stupid woman’s actions by going upside her head with his shoe.
I know this because I was sexually abused by my teenage babysitter. I told my parents what she did to me because it made me feel good. How the hell was I suppose to know it was a bad thing? My father whupped her ass down to the pigskin and called her mother all kinds of crazy shit. They left the neighborhood that summer for good. And I had to wait another decade for blowjob.
I don’t bring up my past to make a light situation out of this clusterfuck. The mother obviously has issues to conduct herself this way. At the end of the day though I think all of us guys can attest that it is still pretty boss to be only two years old and catching BJ’s.
Is all I’m saying.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:23 am
dp, u are a helluva writer. that cam line made me laugh out loud.
October 4th, 2008 at 11:42 am
gross….
what a story! wtf is wrong with people these days?!
October 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
There are no words to explain the look on my face right now.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I really feel sorry for that kid…..wait until he finds Google and types his mom’s name in…..
I never got any action out of my babysitters….h8ters.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
^ “At the end of the day though I think all of us guys can attest that it is still pretty boss to be only two years old and catching BJ’s. Is all I’m saying.”
Be EASY brah!
October 4th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Some people are not fit to be parents…PERIOD. I can’t even tell you how angry shyt like this makes me.
I have a friend that has gone through five fertility treatments at $20K a pop and still can’t have children and idiots like this seem to have no problem getting pregnant. I hope they throw her azz under the jail.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
you forgot to mention your babysitter was a boy
October 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
she took pics
of a premeditated blow j
sent them via email to her friend
who was told of the plan
her friend sends it to the daddy
and he calls police
what type of friends do she keep?
mine can’t even shut they mouth about me meeting with my ex for coffee!
October 4th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Now her friend can have her baby daddy all to her self.
October 5th, 2008 at 9:24 am
“you forgot to mention your babysitter was a boy”
^ lol
October 5th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
i heard the story last week and was floored, but as always, but you put the comedy on it big homie! little man got major dome EARLY!
November 1st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
no words can elicit.