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Why is it that Republicans can fuck anything up that they get their hands on? Jesus. Sex. The taste of tender waffles in the morning.

I love the fact that even at a conference for conservative Christians they can find the time to do the devil’s bidding. It wasn’t enough for them to say that OBAAMA was not their candidate because he doesn’t represent their issues. These conservative so-called Christians were figuratively and literally cooking up their own propaganda. The beautiful irony contained inside of this hate is that the Obama Waffles are selling like hotcakes.

This isn’t racist, per se, but it does lack the principles of Christian governance that you might hope most believers in Christ hold.

So what is the difference between a Conservative Christian and a Muslim Fundamentalist? Lipstick apparently.

SpeaKing of waffles…

McCain states, “Americans Have Seen Great Economic Progress Since Bush Took Office. Since President Bush took office, “I think if you look at the overall record and millions of jobs have been created… you can make an argument that there’s been great progress economically over that period of time.” (4.17.08)

Waffles McCain now says, “We will clean up Wall Street. We will reform government.” (9.16.08)

Waffles McCain no longer supports legalized abortion in cases of rape or even incest.

Waffles McCain who is a P.O.W. has changed his stance on legal torture methods.

Waffles McCain no longer promises not to raise taxes.

Eating waffles still >>> being a rudderless ship in the middle of the ocean.

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