If you leave women alone for a minute they lose their fucking minds. Even the most beautiful woman on the planet has to be complimented daily or she will start tripping. Take for instance our good friend Marvelous Mo. If someone didn’t tell her everyday that she was gorgeous you know she would have her face tatted up like MIKE TYSON. I think women were this way always.
So I just found out that the latest trend in cosmetic surgery is for a part of the body that no one hardly sees and whoever is looking directly at it already realizes the inherent beauty of it.
Labiaplasty bitches!
WTF is going on ladies? Having cosmetic surgery on the pussy lips is officially crazy. Don’t you bitches know that you don’t have to PAY for this? Just move to Africa. It’s called genital mutilation. The only chick that should be having reconstructive pussy surgery is the bitch that formerly owned a penis. Put duct tape over the pause button for that one.
I remember when I found out that women were bleaching their asscracks and I thought that was crazy, but this shit is straight retarded.
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Word ’em up chumps! |
By the way, even though OBAAMA was elected president some of you may still work for white that doesn’t want to see a Black man give it good to a snowflake so watch that last link.
Anyhoo, y’all ladies need to fall back on all this cosmetic surgery. Don’t let these pimp surgeons let you think you aren’t absolutely beautiful exactly as you are.
Saggy pussy lips and the whole nine.
I was the theatre orderly supervisor at a little private ( Church of christ?!) hospital whose bread and butter was cosmestic and orthopaedic surgery. It never ceased to amase me at some of the young (and old) girls I’d be pulling off the table who were having labiaplasties and other crazy body-dysmorphia-driven ops. Fair ’nuff some of these women (and men) had lgitimate reason for concern, but the majority of the shit I saw done seemed to have no real ethical or medical basis. In fact a shiteload of these surgeons encouraged these girls and play on their insecurities, somehow utilising their title to degrade and critisize the women they came in contact with (how ’bout telling the 28 year old scrub-nurse whose just worked at yor side for 8 hours straight that she could use some botox for the crease between her brow when she smiled and congratulated you on a job well done!?), while justifying this bullshit as simply innocuous and valid medical observations. Don’t get me wrong, some were fucking good guys with a sense of humor who put work in with burn victims, disformed kids etc. earning their stripes and working cosmetics as a lucrative side earner/retirement plan, but the majority were arrogant cunts with no real perspective who thought the world revolved around their fuckin scalpel and bloody birkenstocks.
Sorry bout the rant…..
….Fuckin cloggin up the system, while real surgery waits in line; longer theatre time, longer recovery, and the only pricks makin real money off of it are the surgeons…..
still, funniest shit i’ve read all week. Forgot how loony shit sounds from a normal(?) perspective….
damn!
Nothing about the entire act is attractive. The faces people make, the genitalia, the sweating , etc. When folks are having corrective surgery to make shyt more attractive…..to quote Luda “They just ain’t doing it right”.
People in the world have no damn food. Who cares about your damn lopsided labia? Get a clue people.
LOL DP you’re an asshat.
^^…just tryna’ imagine Mo’s fine ass with a Iron Mike tat on the eyepiece! Ha!
Hey, loving your labia = loving yourself, in my opinion. But, for some reason, there are women out there who hate they way their vajayjay looks. I guess its partly because menfolks gripe about “meat curtains.”
Personally, Im sporting a South-Saharan Xhoisan-like labia myself, and I am loving every minute of it. If menfolks dont like the extra meat, please feel free to keep on stepping.
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Lola, menfolk that gripe about Meat Curtains are officially ghey! Roast Beef stays winning..Ha!
TMI: In the winter when C.S. and I go to north country to run naked in the woods I wear her labia as a ski cap.