This is my annual drop for those people that believe in celebrating a birth with a slaughter.
I suppose you could get all old school biblical on me by reminding me that a lamb was killed back in the day for a feast that would feed a family and friends.
Between the meat and the skin I think there was very little that wasn’t re-purposed from that animal. It’s not like the people shoved a candle in the animal’s ass and stood him up in the family room only to throw his ass on the sidewalk after a couple of weeks to rot further as it waited for someone else to come and pick it up.
Do any of you think about these traditions and honestly wonder what purpose, if any, they serve in our world today. Maybe a hundred years ago it was cool to kill trees just to get a few weeks of pine smell up in the crib. Nowadays you can get hat same shit in a bottle, or a fucking pill. Meanwhile the global deforestation continues.
I like to see lights shoved up the ass of a dead tree as much as anyone here and I love the fresh smell of tree blood, er, pine too. I really shouldn’t give a fuck what we do to this planet since I prA’li won’t live through more than two decades anyhoo. My problem is that I do care. And why don’t you?
Are you one of those folks that thinks by leaving the tree on the sidewalk or placing the plastic bottles in a special recycling can that you somehow did your job?
AH-MAYNE
If I didn’t kill the tree, how the fuck would we have made the cross?
Chanukkah, bitches!
^ “If I didn’t kill the tree, how the fuck would we have made the cross?”
Don’t tell me they got u brainwashed on that bullshit bible, blonde hair, blue eye Jaysis shit too? Crazy how intelligent we are as a species and a few white dudes wrote a magic book that got people believing in a ghost god, a white savior and a jones for killing others who don’t believe the hypebeast. The best way to hide the truth is to tell the biggest lie.
Sad. People. Sad.
On a good note, not planning on copping a tree this year (pine gets all up in my crib), but when I do, after the holydaze, I take the tree to Prospect Park where there are white and these big ass tree mulchers that u and fam can joyfully join in and grind your tree so that it becomes mulch, which is like food for future dead trees.
Amen.
Damn tree huggers. My dead tree is looking quite attractive in my living room. And like CJ said, Ido have mine mulched here in Philly afterwards. Recycled…there feel better?
@CJ : The irony is that I’m an actual blue eyed, blonde haired jew straight out of South Florida. As for Jayzuz, dude was short, brown and probably had a beautiful natural like every other person in the middle fucking east (if he was around).
I celebrate dude’s birthday just like any of the rest of my friends, go out for dinner (Asian like j00z do), have some drinks and even better, the girls available that night looked under the tree and didn’t find any self esteem this year.
Don’t worry about my abject and deep held distrust of organized religion.
NP nerditry. No strays, either actual or racial, and I mos def respect JC for getting his grizzly on as a MAN, just get a lil gun crazy e’ry now and then when it comes to religion.
I’m not big on ‘tradition’. Yet as much as I’m not for it, it seems as if the people around me are even more against the fact that I’m not into it. I lose.
Although for the record, if a tree goes up in one of my fam’s cribs…it’s fake. Always. I can’t ever remember a blood relative of mine having a real tree.
I do agree though – cookin up a whole lamb and serving it to your loved ones is a much more productive tradition. Eid mubarak (a little late) to any of my devout lamb-eaters out here.
Fuckin’ Tree Hugger.
I love the idea of mulching trees just as much as I am gonna enjoy the idea of mulching humans.
Soylent Green is people bitches.
Just had this convo with relatives who also voted for McCain (coincidence, I think not).
I’m like, but um, you celebrate life (or so you say) by paying for a tree that took 3-6 years to grow so you can decorate it for 3-4 weeks and be done with it.
Their response is that they are grown for that purpose.
Right, just like my leather jacket was grown to keep me warm.
Moo bitches!
Get a fake tree and save the world and save some green for next year too.
Christmas Trees were born to fuckin’ die.
@Billy X Sunday : Soylent Brown is your drawers.
Billy X….. How you gonna feel bad for the trees while wearing some leather Tims standing in line at Mickey D’s?
When Cows and shit are able to turn carbon dioxide into pure oxygen to cleans the Earth, I might care more about the food supply and fight for PETA.
but until then (and as reports of forests are dwindling down & carbon levels are increasing), fake trees or no trees at all!
This shit will have you gasping for air like a fish out of water.
And if I see Jaysis and his merry band traipsing up my block, I’ma have to dust off the shotty. For sport.
The christmas tree is an old African symbol from Nubia meaning Rebirth or basically the story of Herut(Jesus). The dead tree is given new life symbolically by decorating it with shiny objects and lights and the star on the top is the star of the east, Sirius which marks the coming of the new sun. Oh yeah forgot to mention Jesus is the Sun in the sky not the male child of God. The Tree represents the asencion of matter back to spirit and is a metaphysical symbol. The Birthday cake is also just as ancient a practice as the xmas tree and represents the same metaphysial theory. The dead wheat is cooked and adorned with colors and lights and when eaten provides new life. All very ancient all very metaphysical all very African. 1
Let me tell you another old African custom – slavery.
Many of the so-called Black people in America were sold as chattel by other Africans after they had barely escaped the marauding A-rabs from the Sudan. These so-called Black people were Hebrew farmers and herders who were not indigenous to the central and western African plains. They were essentially nomads and even though they were skilled farmers and plowmen they were landless since they had not been birthed in these regions.
Your president’s bloodline belongs to the central Africans that were retainers of the land during the European colonialism. They were most likely the royalty and certainly the progeny of the people that had previously delivered the Hebrew farmers as chattel to the slave traders.
Thank you for your history lesson as well. I will say a prayer to the most high everytime I see a tree carcass on the sidewalk this winter.
i coulda sworn xmas trees were pagan. i’ve never heard such african things. are you sure there isn’t a bit of kwanzaa rhetoric sprinkled in you explanation?
Is the thread where I can find directions to the Ansaar Allah Community at the Lost Tents of Kedar in Bushwick? Because I haven’t heard this kicked around since the days of Al-Imam Isa (aka Dr. York)
Got these bean pies in my backpack for sale.
dr korenga invented kwanzaa in the 1970’s or 60s who cares. What I am explaining to you if u do read this post is that the worlds culture is Africas culture. If you do believe in evolution then all life started in Africa therefore all culture started in Africa. What we are practicing is very ancient and cannot be understood unless it is looked at through ancient African eyes..palm sunday is the celebration of Herut/jesus’s mother Hathor who was depicted as a tree this is why people carry a branch of the palm tree…Ashe wednesday is a celebration of Hathor and is misunderstood and this is why people put ash on their forheads and have no recollection of the ASHE TREE. do urself a favor a read a book. maybe by Gerald Massey or Alvin boyd Kuhn. 2 european writers that dedicated their life to the understanding of modern man and culture and the root of culture which led them to ancient Africa. I have little time to deal with Toys(yup i used to be a writer) peace.
You effin’ meatball. Who gives a fuck about ashes on a nigga forehead and people walking around with palm fronds. Take the ‘I heart Africa’ statue from your asshole and recognize that killing a tree to celebrate a birth is a washed up custom. Just like throwing a sexy young Mexican virgin down a volcano is a waste of a good piece of pussy.
All cultures DID NOT start in Africa. Cultures are determined by the collective values of a people in a particular region. Did the culture of capitalism and usury start in Africa? Who the fuck is this meatball calling a toy? This nigga came to the right place to talk that wrong shit.
You go read a book dumby, it’s called the 50 ways 2 kill urself
yes very good retort chalk full of facts. the planet is called the earth…Ta-Urt in kemetic/egyptian. The first godess on the planet…I wonder why that is? Nerds……..
oh to a one pagan means the religion of the country in latin so if you weren’t roman and believed in mythra you were pagan. The Africans believed in Herut/Jesus/HorApollo/Hercules/Iusous/Horus/Set/Tut/Seth so when the Romans invaded them they were labeled as Pagan.They didnt believe in the Roman God MYTHRA. peace
^ What the fuck are you talking about? Are you serious? I hate dudes that represent history on some retarded shit.
“chalk full of facts”
Way before Rome came to Africa there was Oshun and Sango. I have no idea what you are here for though since you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Paganism isn’t described until after Christianity. Rome was in Africa CENTURIES before Christ. The root of the word pagan is latin. That is a fairly recent language if you look at the timeline for human communication. Greek was an earlier language that Europeans who frequented the Mediterranean causeways would have used.
It’s a shame that you have the internets at your access but you don’t use them. Get on your knowledge grind holmes so that the illegitimate children you bear won’t be as ill informed as you are.
pagan is a latin word that means “religion of the country”…latin was spoken and written by romans. Oshun and Shango are later derivitives of the original ennead or nongoad of the ancient egyptians/kemites/nubians which consisted of herut/horus isis/ast orsiris/asar set/satan nepthys shu/moses/moishe tut/thoth anubis and ta urt/hathor. the 3 trinities or nine gods if u will. If you actually do know anything about shango/osiris/asar/lazarus or Oshun/Isis/Mary/hathor then u do know that there are 9 of those deities as well. As for speaking on the Roman invasion of Africa I am quite aware that they were there before “c.e” and when they(the Romans) got there they prayed to MYTHRA…you just acknowleged that fact. Christ is not real. KRST in egyptian/nubian/kemetic means annointed body or body prepared for burial. This is why When Jesus rises or ascends from the dead HE IS WRAPPED IN LINEN THE SAME CLOTH EGYPTIANS WRAPPED THEIR MUMMYS IN. OH AND WHO DOES HE RAISE FROM THE DEAD ????LAZARUS….FUCKING AZAR OSIRIS HIS FATHER. THIS IS THE REBIRTH THAT WE CELEBRATE ON XMAS …THE COMING OF THE NEW SUN WHICH COINCIDES WITH THE WINTER SOLSTICE. ITS FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCE. If you do not know about the world around you You cannot plant crops or plan for the anual flood which kept Egypts crops growing. The African CULTURE is the WORLDS CULTURE. AFRICANS INVENTED TIME MONTHS DAYS AND YEARS AND ALSO THE AGES WHICH IS WHY CHRISTIANS PUT FISH ON THEIR CARS AND THE POPE WEARS A FISH HEAD. WE ARE IN THE AGE OF PISCES….THE ROMANS DID NOT KNOW WHAT AGE WE WERE IN AND THATS WHY THE CHRISTIANS/AFRICANS WORE THE FISH ON THEIR SHIRT BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A SECRET SOCIETY OF KNOWERS OR GNOSTICS THAT THE ROMANS PERSECUTED.THEY WERE ENEMIES TO THE ROMAN STATE. JESUS IS NOT A MAN. NEVER COULD BE. MYTHRAS BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 25TH BUDDAHS BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 25TH HERUTS BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 25TH KRISHNAS BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 25TH. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT MEN THEY ARE THE SUN IN THE SKY. YOU CAN INSULT ME AS MUCH AS U LIKE BUT UNTIL U PRESENT ME WITH INFORMATION TO THE CONTRARY I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. peace and love
My dad always told me that talking to a jackass was equal to pissing in the wind because the shit just blows back on you. You my nigger are a jackass. This drop that you have chosen to comment on deals with first and foremost the wasteful washed up custom of killing trees.
You say that Africans are the first people to kill trees to celebrate a birth?
Who gives a fuck? Seriously. Fuck an African, Kemetan, Nubian, whatever. You are talking about the same A-rabs and Africans that sold my ancestors to the Europeans. Let them all die.
If you don’t have any opinion relative to the original topic then why don’t you wait unti l the discussion turns to the esoteric horseshit that you seem to have stockpiled in your head. Maybe then you will at least appear to have some grasp of the issue before you.
Otherwise you are wasting my time on some bitchmade shit as the nigger that must have the last word even when his words are valuless to the discussion.
I like to see lights shoved up the ass of a dead tree as much as anyone here and I love the fresh smell of tree blood, er, pine too. I really shouldn’t give a fuck what we do to this planet since I prA’li won’t live through more than two decades anyhoo. My problem is that I do care. And why don’t you?
i do d. i do