Look what the iNternets Celebrities done did…
‘We Left Our Mother’s Basement’ – the DVD
We just released a DVD with six classic episodes all rendered in dramatic High Definition. You have to see the Ghetto Big Mac in HD. That shit has me buying them all over again because they look so damn good. You get nearly an hour runtime of i.C.’s videos for you to watch on your television. These DVD’s make excellent X-Mas stocking stuffers, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, or Festivus. I left off Ramadan not because of some anti-Muslim bias but because the i.C.’s are anti-fasting.
Buying this DVD is almost the equivalent of me coming over your house and sitting on your couch. If you live in NYC, Westchester, Long Island or as far south as Newark, NJ and you invite me over to your house I will come through and eat your food.
I tell you what. You buy a DVD and a t-shirt and I will come over your house and eat your food up. Seriously.
What, you didn’t know we had a t-shirt as well?
CHEA!
CHEA is the iNternets Celebrities call to action. It’s what RAFI and I say before we shake hands and become the Wonder Twins. I’m Zan [ll].
CHEA was created by using the combination of the eastern philosophy for universal balance called chi and the “Oh Yeah!” that the giant Kool-Aid pitcher always yells out.
CHEA is str8 up magic, but only for those of you that believe. Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day? Do you want to spread your wings and fly away?
CHEA.
CHEA We Can Believe In.
True story is that over the weekend while I was at the Brokklyn Museum of Art I met this guy who attends Medgar Evars College right here in Crown Heights. He told me that he has been following my blogs for years. He even called me Billy X. Sunday. The best shit that he told me though was that my weblogs inspired him to be a writer. I was humbled instantly. Here is a young man that I wish would be buffeted with all of GOD’s blessings. Not because he fucks with my shit, but because he is doing his own shit to change this world as the editor-in-chief of his school’s newspaper.
I have been trying to change the world one Ghetto Big Mac at a time. One Futuristic Brunch at a time. One pissy phone booth at a time. One motherfucking quarter water at a time. Will y’all help me change the world too? If we do this together party people that is CHEAnge we can all believe in.
*dies at this post*
I will be copping that shirt believe that
Drop by Orlando, we’ve got saltines and gin.
Does the shirt come with the dvd [||] ?
I need me one of those CHEA!! Internet Celebs!!! Keep doing it!!
joey
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
oh shit.
FYI, I’ll totally cook for you if you ever find yourself in my vicinity.
Come to Philly, you know our door is always open and we cook for real at my crib.
Favoriting this post. I get paid Friday, and I have to get one of those shirts.
I need a shirt… asapington.
I will definitely get a shirt. I’ll pick mine up at the next SFU. How about making some SFU shirts? I’ll put the Delorean in park as I may be getting too futuristic.
Word Is Bawn! Rafi and D, come thru & we got u in the Chi…the DVD is the official stocking stuffer of ’08…and the 3x is Firestarters!…CHEA!
WonderTwin powers, ACTIVATE!….form of, the iNterNets!…Ha!
the Govna Blo-Ghey-O-Bitch catches an L tryna get papes for Obama’s spot…Noyce! 2nd Il. Govna’ in 5 years catchin’ a case!
Ch-ch-ch-chea! That’s the best news I’ve heard all night since Gary Payton pretty much apologized for hating on Rajon Rondo.
One.
I’m IN………………………..I’m copping and gonna load that shit onto my Ipod touch………….Next.In Flight Movie “Bodega”
who do i cut the check to? …. no joke lol
DVD = Copped
D,
Are you back on the goofballs? Throwing it back son, “You’re dumb.” Imma stop readin’ your shit while sipping beverages. Gonna “wrong pipe” my way right into the emergency room one day.
Need the hand to hand payment option…the grid is the grid.
In.
Polo,
I be trying to tell dudes the story of the gold rock, the sheets of paper and the plastic squares but they don’t hear me tho’.
Goofballls will make you goofy.