A change is gonna come to how broke azz mofo’s like myself watch NBA basketball. I still don’t have cable service in my apartment so I have to go out to watch NAB games. This might mean watching NBA Ticket at my favorite bulletproof fried chicken Chinese restaurant or, when I have even less money I go to ESPN Zone.
I know what you are thinking right now. How the fuck can I go to ESPN Zone to watch a ballgame [ll] when I have even less money than is required to buy a five dollar try of chicken and fried rice? Firstly, I bring my own food and drinks. Secondly, I sit in one of the bathroom stalls at ESPN Zone that have their own personal screens telecasting the games.
I find this the most comfortable and efficient way to enjoy NBA basketball. Sheeeeeit, any sporting event for that matter. I get the quality programming of an ESPN broadcast, my own choice of refreshments and the ability to engage in one of my favorite pastimes – dropping a deuce. Puns are always intended here at DP Dot Com and this arrangement I use at ESPN Zone is a win-win for me no matter the outcome of the contests.
what are those nik’s, blue chips? where can i find some of them Rice HS hyperdunks?
DP…on payday, you should go the the ESPNZone, and order some wings and Heinekens from the commode! Ha!
WTF kinda Holidayhashbash did you come from? your eyes were dialated something crazy, B!
Toilet paper/drink holder, thats another example of that futuristic IC shit right there, next level. I can sympathize with not having the cable, I had it free for the last 6 years and then got a note on the door last month that they cut it off. Damn, if they had an ESPNZone in my neck of the woods, there would be a stall constantly ocupado.
Bathroom ballin!
Deliciously crass. And thrifty too. You’ve got skills, potna!
double header (pause) lol
This shit was fucking classic
drinking pepsi in the can > coke classic
On the throne at the ESPNZone + the Pepsi + Chicken Club = Winning.
Futuristic IC shit for sure.
omg.. DP, eating in the bathroom?
I was with you until you got hands on with that chicken cutlet sammich in a bathroom stall.
I ain’t go no words! © EST (Three Times Dope)
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